i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
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I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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