Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
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A dutch oven is a cast-iron pot used for slow cooking.
how is this not a good night? this is awesome.
Someone please explain Dutch oven
Hahaha that's funny but you also deserved it. Your own fault, next time try not to be so gross.
You know bikers call that foreplay...
Sick but funny!! U deserved the puke tho
Dutch oven is when you fart under the blankets and pull them up over the person's head who's lying next to you to try and seal them into a dark place that contains nothing but your stench. It's quite classy
That is soo messed up! Funny but messed
Fart under the blankets and hold their head under to smell it
Wtf is a dutch oven...
Dutch ovens = not funny or sexy.
Hope the sex was bad... cause you aren't going to be fucking her again.
She should've puked on you
how the fuck is this a bad night?
Make her smell all of it next time then rub her face in the puke.
So long as she felt ashamed in the morning, you did your job friend.
What is a Dutch oven.... Sorry in advance for my ignorance
Karma says you will father may children and have your paycheck garnished to pay for all them
Yeah that means you suck
boys are disgusting.
First text I've actually laughed out loud to..thank you!
That is some funny shit!
I just saw a man murder a nun. It got me so hard I had to jack off. I love going to church.
I need to get out some rage and call the shots here.
3:21 perfect just perfect thank you be proud of yourself!
way ta be classy 206.
Fosters, Australian for beer.
I had to look up dutch oven on Urban Dictionary. Absolutely disgusting.