"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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