Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
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^poor umbrella it has no say in this.
hey, at least it isnt tree bark scratching your back and mud on the knees of your jeans.
Know what would make Shark Week even better? If they let the sharks eat midgets. And amish people. And clowns.
Shark Week is officially the greatest holiday on earth!
SHARK WEEK BEGINS AUGUST 2ND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:31 LIVE EVERY WEEK LIKE IT'S SHARK WEEK
6.54am, sharks don't eat clowns. Because they tase funny.
Your what? Or do you mean like a coal mine?
sharks have higher standards than that.
ohhh lawrence kansas.....how i miss you
pinecones in the woods are worse, trust me.
firssssst = stupid idiot
Knee pads, pillow, sweatshirt, something soft! It will save bruises and maybe future knee problems!
notice: this text is from a guy
Fuck man Those knee bruises are the worst
2 02, im gonna shove a closed umbrella up your anus.. and then open it.
girls talk like this. me/my friends who are girls. why wouldn't we? it's honest...
I think it's a girl....I'm a girl and I've definitely received/sent texts just like this.
stay classy ltown <3
Be happy it wasn't cement. I don't know what's so bad about a wood floor ??
Now if only they'd let the sharks eat people who post "FIRST!"
2:05, try shoving an open umbrella, then closing it. let us see you do that, eh?
you know what people think when the see the first message that just says FIRST? they think, screw you, first. screw you. if you don't have anything interesting to say, go to FML.
Truly miss Lawrence.
hahaha 4:45.. i love you.
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