Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
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^poor umbrella it has no say in this.
hey, at least it isnt tree bark scratching your back and mud on the knees of your jeans.
Know what would make Shark Week even better? If they let the sharks eat midgets. And amish people. And clowns.
Shark Week is officially the greatest holiday on earth!
SHARK WEEK BEGINS AUGUST 2ND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:31 LIVE EVERY WEEK LIKE IT'S SHARK WEEK
sharks have higher standards than that.
6.54am, sharks don't eat clowns. Because they tase funny.
Your what? Or do you mean like a coal mine?
firssssst = stupid idiot
ohhh lawrence kansas.....how i miss you
pinecones in the woods are worse, trust me.
Knee pads, pillow, sweatshirt, something soft! It will save bruises and maybe future knee problems!
Those knee bruises are the worst
notice: this text is from a guy
2 02, im gonna shove a closed umbrella up your anus..
and then open it.
Now if only they'd let the sharks eat people who post "FIRST!"
I think it's a girl....I'm a girl and I've definitely received/sent texts just like this.
girls talk like this. me/my friends who are girls. why wouldn't we? it's honest...
stay classy ltown <3
Be happy it wasn't cement. I don't know what's so bad about a wood floor ??
2:05, try shoving an open umbrella, then closing it. let us see you do that, eh?
you know what people think when the see the first message that just says FIRST?
they think, screw you, first. screw you. if you don't have anything interesting to say, go to FML.
Truly miss Lawrence.
hahaha 4:45.. i love you.