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  • ^poor umbrella it has no say in this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:13am
  • Know what would make Shark Week even better? If they let the sharks eat midgets. And amish people. And clowns.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:54am
  • hey, at least it isnt tree bark scratching your back and mud on the knees of your jeans.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 4:05pm
  • Shark Week is officially the greatest holiday on earth!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:49am
  • 2:31 LIVE EVERY WEEK LIKE IT'S SHARK WEEK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 10:55pm
  • SHARK WEEK BEGINS AUGUST 2ND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:31am
  • 6.54am, sharks don't eat clowns. Because they tase funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 8:49am
  • Your what? Or do you mean like a coal mine?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:04am
  • firssssst = stupid idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 11:39am
  • sharks have higher standards than that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:16pm
  • ohhh lawrence kansas.....how i miss you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 4:45am
  • Knee pads, pillow, sweatshirt, something soft! It will save bruises and maybe future knee problems!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:13am
  • notice: this text is from a guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 10:23am
  • pinecones in the woods are worse, trust me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:20pm
  • Fuck man Those knee bruises are the worst

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:15am
  • 2 02, im gonna shove a closed umbrella up your anus.. and then open it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:05am
  • Now if only they'd let the sharks eat people who post "FIRST!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:11am
  • I think it's a girl....I'm a girl and I've definitely received/sent texts just like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 4:08pm
  • Be happy it wasn't cement. I don't know what's so bad about a wood floor ??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 11:10am
  • stay classy ltown <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:29am
  • girls talk like this. me/my friends who are girls. why wouldn't we? it's honest...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:07pm
  • 2:05, try shoving an open umbrella, then closing it. let us see you do that, eh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 10:58am
  • Truly miss Lawrence.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:26am
  • you know what people think when the see the first message that just says FIRST? they think, screw you, first. screw you. if you don't have anything interesting to say, go to FML.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 3:26am
  • hahaha 4:45.. i love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:37pm