Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
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^poor umbrella it has no say in this.
Know what would make Shark Week even better? If they let the sharks eat midgets. And amish people. And clowns.
Shark Week is officially the greatest holiday on earth!
2:31 LIVE EVERY WEEK LIKE IT'S SHARK WEEK
hey, at least it isnt tree bark scratching your back and mud on the knees of your jeans.
SHARK WEEK BEGINS AUGUST 2ND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your what? Or do you mean like a coal mine?
Knee pads, pillow, sweatshirt, something soft! It will save bruises and maybe future knee problems!
firssssst = stupid idiot
6.54am, sharks don't eat clowns. Because they tase funny.
notice: this text is from a guy
ohhh lawrence kansas.....how i miss you
pinecones in the woods are worse, trust me.
Be happy it wasn't cement. I don't know what's so bad about a wood floor ??
girls talk like this. me/my friends who are girls. why wouldn't we? it's honest...
stay classy ltown <3
Now if only they'd let the sharks eat people who post "FIRST!"
sharks have higher standards than that.
I think it's a girl....I'm a girl and I've definitely received/sent texts just like this.
2:05, try shoving an open umbrella, then closing it. let us see you do that, eh?
2 02, im gonna shove a closed umbrella up your anus..
and then open it.
Truly miss Lawrence.
Those knee bruises are the worst
hahaha 4:45.. i love you.
you know what people think when the see the first message that just says FIRST?
they think, screw you, first. screw you. if you don't have anything interesting to say, go to FML.