Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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