she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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