Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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