were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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