So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
two words...techno handjob
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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