totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
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Poinked? Please withdrawal yourself from the gene pool now.
who ever said poinked to begin with. douche probably fucked the hot tub jets.
.....poinked? You deserve to go to jail. Let someone "poink" you in the ass for that remark
Poinked? What the fuck are you? 7?
poinked? who are you, the virgin kid from road trip?
POINKED? What a loser
Sex in the hot tub is possible. Kind of difficult and a lot of uncomfortable resistance. But it's still fun. :)
Not very much water actually gets in.
11:47- HAHA! Love it!
970 isn't northern Colorado dumbass it's vail valley. Vail represent!
This didn't actually happen. You have never had sex.
I thought it was funny, You people need to stop being soo crankyy, goodness gracious .
way to go, tard ass. probably fucked his lawyer, who the hell uses poinked anyways? goddamn.
Point. I thunk yuu meent Boinked. Regardless your a tool.
Who says poinked anymore...
10:13 really? Lawyer getting someone off? Acquittal. Not getting someone off? Jail. Idiot
Did he really say "poinked"?
I can't believe you just used the word poinked... what do you need a lawyer for anyway? Being the biggest loser around?
Oh and stop stealing ideas from Cruel Intentions. Lame.
I know this has been said several times, but seriously... POINKED??? Them be the words of a virgin!
Really TFLN? You are gonna put a person that uses the word POINKED on here? Gross...
hahahahahah poinked...lil kids
How do you 'poink' someone? It sounds very unpleasant, like someone prodding you with their finger. It leaves me with the distinct impression that the gentleman in question achieved very brief coitus with an exceptionally small member in a way that made the female party feel suprised and slightly violated, but only for a couple of seconds. And the sad fact is that if the lawyer is true to lawyer like qualities, he probably used his daughter as a way of making sure you didn;t stiff him on the legal bill.
Seriously? Plz go kill yourself now.
Even though you said poinked, kudos to the revenge
That'd be western Colorado you fuckin yoyo
poinked? also, lame joke
you prolly raped her for revenge you sick freak
Me so horny, me love you kong time lol
Sex in a hot tub doesn't work. You just jam a bunch of water in her vag. So I call fake.
i guess it's just me but i really dont get the second half. getting off and getting me off...wouldnt that be the same person?
haha good ol northern colorado
Who the fuck says poinked anymore? Fucking lame.
Who the fuck says poinked
OP must have a small dick to use the word 'poinked'. What a tard.
This text would be relatively decent if the word 'poinked' wasn't used.