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  • 78 25
    Submitted by roadhead101 on May 6, 12 at 1:16pm

    no ur not

  • 61 28
    Submitted by lilkymama on May 6, 12 at 5:53pm

    No darlin, KY girls have been perfecting that look for 138 years now.

  • 49 25
    Submitted by katytron on May 6, 12 at 3:38pm

    spoiler alert: you can't.

  • 46 24
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 6, 12 at 1:17pm

    You look like a horse?

  • 44 33
    Submitted by PhoenixGrey on May 6, 12 at 9:53pm

    Coming from a Louisvillian...babe, you're just one of millions of Derby Sluts. We watch you all show up pretty and laugh when you face plant at a bar and leave with the fat bald guy. There are photo galleries dedicated to Derby Sluts.

  • 45 35
    Submitted by zero13 on May 6, 12 at 1:09pm

    Did your brother enjoy it?

  • 30 23
    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 8, 12 at 2:47am

    Kendra Wilkinson has you beaten by miles at this.

  • 28 35
    Submitted by nunubeest on May 6, 12 at 6:20pm

    ride you like hard then when your no use make a bunch of sticky white goo

  • 27 34
    Submitted by boogerbutt on May 6, 12 at 1:15pm

    Can I be your jockey? ;)