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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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no ur not
No darlin, KY girls have been perfecting that look for 138 years now.
spoiler alert: you can't.
You look like a horse?
Did your brother enjoy it?
Coming from a Louisvillian...babe, you're just one of millions of Derby Sluts. We watch you all show up pretty and laugh when you face plant at a bar and leave with the fat bald guy. There are photo galleries dedicated to Derby Sluts.
Kendra Wilkinson has you beaten by miles at this.
Can I be your jockey? ;)
ride you like hard then when your no use make a bunch of sticky white goo
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