i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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no ur not
No darlin, KY girls have been perfecting that look for 138 years now.
You look like a horse?
spoiler alert: you can't.
Coming from a Louisvillian...babe, you're just one of millions of Derby Sluts. We watch you all show up pretty and laugh when you face plant at a bar and leave with the fat bald guy. There are photo galleries dedicated to Derby Sluts.
Did your brother enjoy it?
Kendra Wilkinson has you beaten by miles at this.
ride you like hard then when your no use make a bunch of sticky white goo
Can I be your jockey? ;)