I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
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Since when is oral sex not considered an act of sex? Wow....the youth of today really are messed up hah.
Maybe awkward for you but he was writing "Dear Penthouse" the second zipped up, and you walked out the door.
I dont know what's more frustrating, you being the mouth-piece for your church or the unknown errors.
I'm off. Sit and stew for a while please.
12:10 - you are correct, it's not a shrimp it's a fucking prawn. Way to butcher the English language again America...
12:13 - I don't want your parents getting mad at me for busting the whole 'stalk' story, but sex is when a man puts his penis in a woman's vagina and begins to thrust away. Just because the school counsellor said you're not a virgin because masturbating is sex, it doesn't make it true. You're still a virgin.
Hmm what were you two wearing when this came up?
Amputee sex is the only sex that counts.
oral sex isnt sex, i bet you are christian as fuck.
1. i would like to know how you differentiated.
2. its not sex. it doesn't count.
I bet his dad was getting off over listening to it
Yay for debates on drunken texts sites.
Damn you Bill Clinton for convincing the youth that oral sex isn't sex.
11:53 "There is use of at least one genital area per person". I haven't heard that ridiculous definition before but thanks for clearing it up.
"What else do you need to have it defined as sex?" - Umm how about actually having sex?
It's called oral sex so people know wtf you're talking about. Oral sex is oral sex, sex is sex. I'm sorry it's so very confusing for you.
ok oral is NOT sex...
last time i checked,.
for real 11:28. wtf religious prudes
I guess it makes youth a little less sluty to think that
People are idiots.. First of all putting a penis in your mouth for the person to cum is SEX.. Does it make you not a virgin well If your cherry isn't popped guess not but hell you can ride a bike and do that .. Furthermore why have the confo with the Dad Thats just in bad taste period.. Ffs
^ Calm down, learn to use periods and condoms for everything involving fluids and genitals. Thank you
Sex is anal/vaginal intercourse. If you're using a hand/foot on their genitals, it's not sex.
If you're using your mouth on genitals, it's not sex.
This is why people have separate numbers. One is a sex number, one is an oral number.
I actually think my oral number is lower than my sex number.
except for lesbians. i think oral counts. cause honestly, strap-ons are not necessary when you have someone who is willing to lick your clit every time you get down and dirty
clearly someone did not pass sex education in high school. it's not considered "intercourse," but it is an act of sex.
i lost track of my oral number long ago, so i just decided to stop counting. dgaf
Oral sex is sex, you can get STD's from oral, there is use of at least one genital area per person, what else do you need to have it defined as sex?
oral sex is NOT sex.... it is an activity that is sexual in nature...but sex is intercourse, not blow jobs, eating out, hand jobs, etc...
You can still get some fucked up diseases from it
I think the 20 minutes she spent "convincing" Brandon's daddy was the amount of time his tool was in her mouth before he blew his wad.
Saying "oral sex isn't sex" is like saying "Jumbo shrimp aren't shrimp." Duh.
No, it just makes them a little more stupid.
it's all sex. especially kissing. if you kiss me you will take my virtue away. and then i could not possibly be a worthy gift to my some day husband. stop corrupting me with your promiscuous opinions!
12:07 What do you define as sex?
One last quick attempt: Sex and sexuality (or sexual acts) are NOT the same thing. To say they are would be a very narrow and limited view on sexuality. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
ps. I have no idea what saddle-backing is but I'm sure you church-folk love it.
And Btw why give if your not getting ?? Hell if I wouldn't walk away pleased not on my watch //! LOL
Did you have to give a demonstration?
"wow, you taste just like your son"
Wow, i give up on this unknown error bullshit. I'm pulling up stumps
1:13 So, anal isn't sex. And all the homosexuals are still virgins cause they haven't had penis in vagina intercourse. I think its safe to say vaginal intercourse = sex as does anal intercourse and oral sex. Its all considered sexual activity and even if most people consider it a stepping stone towards intercourse, with all the risks involved its still sex.
And you meant "stork" not "stalk" if you want to be condescending do it right.
If oral sex isn't sex, why is it called oral sex?