Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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