while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
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i'm pissed that i got it so fast. fuck twilight
I'm pissed that I didn't think of this idea myself! Damn! I could be the only intelligent female at a bar full of men who know better than to waste their time and money on that trash.
I actually know a girl that hates Twighlight. she also happens to be my girlfriend.
Hahahahaha I love this one
I already saw it. It's AMAZINGGGG:)
I am a bartender, equals cocky attitude, and even I think this new moon looks entertaining. Get off your high chair kids!
Add a FALCON KICK!
I'm so happy there are other women in the world who hate Twilight, too!
So, this one time, I went to a bar, and as I entered, a Priest and a Rabbi left. This made me so mad, because I didn't get to see them walk in.
@655 give me a break! You sound nice and bitter, like your ex dumped you for Edward or something. I have all the books, I'm going to see the movie as soon as I get a chance. I have a job, a life, I'm seeing someone, I pay my taxes, and I have a 3.8 GPA. say something bad about that!
i'm a girl and i think edward and the other one can go suck a dick because twilight is crap
You are smart. Tonight is your night.
Team kill Bella cause she's a stupid fictional whore
so happy i didnt waste my time with that pussy shit.
I'm gonna blow shit up on Halo now
God I hate Twilight and all it's crap.
Worst series of movies ever! Books good! Movie Bad! It's like watching hairy midget porn
TWILIGHT F*CKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!
you really think that many women over 21 give a shit about twilight? yeah right.
can't an astronomy buff just enjoy the new moon?
girls want a vampire boyfriend so their periods are enjoyable
first had to do it once
doesn't that mean you're excited about a sausage fest?
I hear that, 12:15, as someone who enjoys folklore and mythology and whose literary appreciation of the Vampire is misunderstood as teenybopper fan worship.
of course other women hate twilight! how young are you, 12:12?
Considering how her upbringing influenced her writting, the author being Mormon is relevant to criticisms of "Twilight," 11:51.
This is such a good idea. I'm in an awful mood so I was planning on just blowing shit up on xbox but this actually is brilliance in the extreme.
6:41-- fuck off. Along with your shitty ass movie.
WHAT THE FUCK IS ROBERT PATTISON?!?!!?
Fuck twilight and I'm a girl
LOVE THIS! what a splendid idea!
If you were smart you would hve taken some girl a to twilight and gotten laid.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOOGLE IT?!?!?!?!
Bahaha their bf aren't old enuf 2 drink
You all are haters!!
What fun is a bar without all of us girls.
Back and forth forever
Just clear out before the movie gets over because all the miserable boyfriends will need emergency shots.
Hahaha all the chicks that are off to see new moon can't. Go to the bars cuz their to young
The sad part about this is that it is true
And hear we all thought star wars and Harry potter were too much
Fat, EMO, chicks that were twilight shirts deserve a
Is it Twilight or God?? I'm confused
I am glad to say I am part of the 10% of women not wasting time on the STUPID movie...
im a girl and i absolutely detest twilight. any girl who does is a fucking idiot. end of story.
Hate star wars hate twilight. Go read some real books about real things. Not some made up shit about stupid crap.
i didnt get it untill the 1st person said twilight, this makes me happy
12:12 really is 12. all the women i know hate twilight.
sorry dearie, you're not the wonderful, intelligent exception. most of my female friends hate twilight like me.
4:03, you ignored all the girls who like Star Wars and the guys who [strangely] enjoy Twilight. Nevermind that many more people are Star Wars fans than Twilight fans.
4:17s argument might be a lot better if it was coherent. but probably not.
lol i love this :P I hate twilight and all of that crap so I'm enjoying having the house quiet while my sisters are at the movies lol have fun at the bar! Haha
TWILIGHT FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!
@725 ur still a dike that's gonna die alone w/ 40 cats
theres nothing wrong with drinking alone if youre the only one who hasnt passed out
and twilingt has the plot of a nrsery rhyme
Hahahha no way Katie powers!!!!
no. twilight is not that bad. everyone who makes a huge deal about it are just trying to be nonconformists. the movie is alright. it's not as bad or good as people say. it's worth seeing considering it's a phenomenon people will be talking about for a long time. and if you dont think so youre a plain idiot.
Actually. I was at a bar hours before the midnight showings and there were about a dozen girls wearing team Edward or Jacob shirts
Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart both make fun of the Twilight movies. I took my younger sister to the first one, don't think I'll see the second, but it makes me wonder if they hate it so much why don't they TRY to make it better. It has some potential but it's lost in the pining and moping.
Good plan. I'm in as well
I am proud to be in the 10% who hate Twilight! :)
11:35 suck my dick you stupid cum tunnel
I've never read or watched Twilight, but I feel pretty confident saying it's unimaginative, teenybopper shit. And because everyone else has to point this out, yes, I'm a girl.
Bella ends the series giving up all her friends and family for a guy, to be a mother at 18, and stays quiet when he physically abuses her during sex. And Jake imprints on a BABY, which isn't perversion and glorifying child pornography how? I only read the stupid thing because I manage a bookstore. It's a dangerous, disgusting book. Too bad I don't believe in censorship.
I definitely did the same as this guy, and it didn't click til i got to the first bar. We were walking to it and there is coincidentally a movie theatre right in the mall its attached to. My buddy was like FAAAAAAUCK!! There is a HUGE line to get into Boomtown, fuck this shit! And then we were like...wait, fucking midnight release of new moon. LOL! Said hi to about 20 girls we knew in line, saw a guy i know with his gf...tough break son! $5.75 pictures of long island callin my name!
Yeah, see, who gives a fuck if the writer is Mormon? Otherwise, I agree with you 11:49.
I love twilight!!! Edward is a model for every guy. He treats Bella just like I want to be treated by my future husband. And right now I'm standing in lone for the premiere, why are all of you being so mean?? This movie is gonna be aaaamaaaaazzzzziiiiinnnnnggggg'!!!!! :D
Hey you know what would help with your twilight craze?!?! IF YOU LICK MY BUTTHOLE!!!!!!!!!<(*)
Most of the twats that are Twilight freaks don't have a life. Get a real job, get a real relationship, get some real responsibility. Stop living through some fictional character. Morons.
I'm touching myself.
haha this is one of the rare occasions when you know that all the girls who ARE at the bar are actually cool
you are my hero!!!!
@755 You got something more intelligent to say than that?
I am a HUGE Twilight fan - TEAM EDWARD BABY!!!! I was at the premier that night.....Edward fan for life but DAAMMNNN Jacob looks hot in New Moon . Anyway - I thought this post was too funny .....
no desire to ever watch/read twilight ever. my roommates feel the same way, we're 19 year old girls. it's a small but really loud percentage of girls who think otherwise.
Hahahahaaa. Stupid Edward Cullen lol.
2:28... the op is clearly a girl.
I was out with my boyfriend drinking beer on this night. Twilight, suck on that.
Hehe I think I know who this is. :)
Vampire and werewolf (etc.) legends arose as a way to "explain" the horrific things serial killers do. Discuss.
your a fucking loser. get the fuck out 3:13
2:05 never gets laid.
We the members of the Order of Swarley call you a genius sir and invite you to join us.
@6.28 - good plan. Any suggestions?
Alright, thanks Midnight. I wouldn't know because I disassociate myself with this "vampire" fad.
WHAT THE FUCK IS KRISTIN STEWART?!?!?!?!
excuse me , all you people that have something against twilight need to look at yourselves, you've probably been obcessed with harry potter or star wars. and if im correct aren't they movies and books about mythical and fictional things? i think i'?e proved my point.
5:38 Are you possibly retarded? I was speaking out AGAINST the movie. Fucking read, people.
"I love twilight!!! Edward is a model for every guy. He treats Bella just like I want to be treated by my future husband. And right now I'm standing in lone for the premiere, why are all of you being so mean?? This movie is gonna be aaaamaaaaazzzzziiiiinnnnnggggg'!!!!! :D"
You want your husband to be a pathetic, pussy whipped possessive stalker? Sorry, I want a REAL man. Or at least one who's vagina doesn't sparkle as brightly as the rest of him.
7:25. Ur a douche bag
You guys are missing a trick here. Going to the movie, heckling and making teenage girls cry would be so much more fun than going to an empty bar. There are many, many things you could do to make this a memorable night. Reminds me of the fun we had seeing Titanic. That was an awesome movie to ruin for people.
Man i swear its a 100 percent of woman its bullshit bc its just a freaking fiction people and it
Sucks u have to wait to get some :-/
Twilight will be the death of me. If I have to hear about it one more time I'm gunna explode. And WTF is up with team Edward and team Jacob!? Why the fuck are they in teams good vs bad and all the bull shit?I mean seriously grow up. We won't even care about this shit in 10 years. This is comming from a 15 year old girl to. Shiiittt.
4:17am you haven't proven anything. It's easy to dislike one mythical franchise and like another -- quality of writing makes a huge difference.
I can't believe that I payed for this app and someone has to look it over.. Fuck shit cum dick cunt pussy
I'm a straight guy and I wanna see new moon I mean twilight was a good movie and before yall attack my sexuality I did see twilight w/ a girl and barely payed attention because we were messin around :) but when I saw it the second time I liked it
@1246 love you too baby. SMOOOOOOCH!!!!
too bad those girls are too smart to let you stick your dick in them, 11:29.
I lve this, hilarious. Smart girl
How do I sound creepy?
that figure is a lot less than 90%, asshole.
New Moon and sit under my ass so my shit can hit it IN THE FACE!!!!
I didn't get it either but I still gave it a thumbs up and was the REAL "1st" person for all the assholes that posted above mine.
4:17, you're c o m p a r i n g apples to oranges.
I'm not racist, I just hate everyone who's different then me :)
troll warning at 12:32.
Suck my dick new moon
New moon was fucking amazing!!!!!
back and forth forever
im sorry but even the name sucks. 'Twilight'
the movie was lots better than the book.
bella isn't as one dimensional in it.
Where's the fun in going to an empty bar? If you wanted to drink alone why leave the house? Plus, it's cheaper!
its ok y'all, some people are just so disappointed with their unsatisfactory lives that they have to put all their time and energy into obsessing over something that in reality, well, isn't even a reality. there's nothing wrong with reading a good book or watching a good movie, but do we really nee to get so carried away with it?? they make different things for different people. if everyone lived everything, how boring would that be?
TWILIGHT F*CKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!
Face it nerds: Twilight is Star Wars for girls.
Any girl who likes twilight is a fucking cunt.
Shit I prefer to drink alone but only at home. Can play video games then. But with this text it's sad but true
why would they make fun of a movie series thats making them millions?
Or it's one smartass chick that doesn't buy into dumbass hype
Except for the other 10%.................idiot
New moon was AWESOME!!!
11:38 is awkward to read he sounds creepy
I'm thinking more of the dorm all to myself but that too I guess
ah i didn't get that im gonna go kill myself now.
I'm a girl. Oh, and I also happen to resent twilight and all who swoon over Jacob/Edward. Twilight is the worst piece of trash I ever wasted my time reading. Just so you know.
Robert Pattinson is sex on legs!!! Ass candy! Raor
Barnes and Noble made us all read the Twilight books for our stupid midnight release parties and I can't believe the publisher didn't catch all the spelling and grammatical errors. That really tells you what they think of you fans lol!
Twilights good if you actually read the books! There amazing! I really hate reading but since i'm in highschool I have to AR and they were bog points and I heard they were good books so I read them and not I love them the movie sucks big time
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