if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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That was Demetri martins joke before it was on my life as liz..
Maybe it's a boy who wanks a lot and likes glitter?
so youd be lady gaga
Wait, jizz and glitter ... or glittery jizz?
Jizz is complex.
That sucks....Glitter gets everywhere....
Haha 10:45, that sounds like someone from stage that I know would say
...said Edward Cullen
1044 u made my life lmao (:
glitter was cool until it became associated with that stupid twilight series
no PootieTang ur wrong Edward Cullen gets jizzed on all the time
sounds like a lady gaga song haha
Glitter is the herpes of the crafts world...
im so amazing i piss glitter motherfuckers
Lol I giggled. Slutty but I giggled
I sprinkle diamonds on everything i eat! Why!? Cuz it's the most ballinest thing you can do! Plus it makes my doody twinkle!
Haha 10:45, nice my life as Liz reference
Edward Cullen? Minus the jizz?
Both of which are fairly sticky...