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  • 75 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 8:19pm

    Maybe it's a boy who wanks a lot and likes glitter?

  • 75 64
    Submitted by lallaala on Jan 27, 10 at 12:50pm

    Wait, jizz and glitter ... or glittery jizz?

  • 75 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 12:09pm

    Jizz is complex.

  • 79 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:44am

    Lol I giggled. Slutty but I giggled

  • 73 64
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 27, 10 at 9:46am

    That sucks....Glitter gets everywhere....

  • 71 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:46am

    That was Demetri martins joke before it was on my life as liz..

  • 73 71
    Submitted by Lauren26 on Jan 27, 10 at 4:09pm

    glitter was cool until it became associated with that stupid twilight series

  • 67 66
    Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on Jan 27, 10 at 2:40pm

    no PootieTang ur wrong Edward Cullen gets jizzed on all the time

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:56am

    I sprinkle diamonds on everything i eat! Why!? Cuz it's the most ballinest thing you can do! Plus it makes my doody twinkle!

  • 64 73
    Submitted by sailor_man on Jan 27, 10 at 9:38am

    im so amazing i piss glitter motherfuckers

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:02am

    Congratulations..

  • 66 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:03am

    1044 u made my life lmao (:

  • 55 60
    Submitted by radashell on Jun 2, 10 at 9:08pm

    so youd be lady gaga

  • 63 76
    Submitted by briar_angel on Jan 27, 10 at 11:20pm

    sounds like a lady gaga song haha

  • 45 41
    Submitted by janesaddiction on Nov 18, 10 at 1:09am

    Ke$ha?

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:00pm

    Both of which are fairly sticky...

  • 62 76
    Submitted by PootieTang on Jan 27, 10 at 10:44am

    Edward Cullen? Minus the jizz?

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:45am

    Lol

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:45pm

    Glitter is the herpes of the crafts world...

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 9:32pm

    Haha 10:45, that sounds like someone from stage that I know would say

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:43pm

    Very good!

  • 50 56
    Submitted by ilyface on Aug 19, 10 at 11:11pm

    KE$HA?!?!?

  • 65 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 2:53am

    Haha 10:45, nice my life as Liz reference

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 5:38pm

    Homo

  • 30 28
    Submitted by JSleazy15 on Jul 30, 11 at 2:44am

    Ke$ha

  • 22 13
    Submitted by theDudeFromGery on Aug 21, 12 at 9:19am

    ...said Edward Cullen

  • 59 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:39am

    First