Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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