Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
it was like eating out sand paper
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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