Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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