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  • #1 GROSS. #2 Never put anything with sugar in your pussy cause that will give you a whole lotta problems

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:17am
  • What part of that sounds romantic?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:15am
  • Does anyone know another word for douchebaggery, I don't want to repeat it three times

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:07pm
  • i hope your house doesn't have a sugar ant problem...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:24pm
  • That sounds really gross. Food and sex should never mix.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:24am
  • you are at the bottom rung of the slutty whore ladder

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:25am
  • Food and sex is faux kink for breeders.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:54am
  • Enjoy your yeast infection. Sugar on/in the p*ssy causes mold to grow. Yum!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:52am
  • If I go down on a girl and end up with surprise chocolate in my mouth a murder might take place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:35am
  • This is a yeast infection soon to happen...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:58am
  • Hershey's candy bars inside you, no. Hershey's chocolate syrup on you, yes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:12am
  • They would melt. Fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:58am
  • Who agrees to eat ANYTHING out of a vag?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:04pm
  • yeast infectionnnnnnnnnn. you need to read up on what having a vagina is all about. you're abusing the privilege.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:33pm
  • That's pretty fucking disgusting, yo. Not gonna lie. Alexis Acula.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:51am
  • ew, that reminds me of the starburst story. blehhhhh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:34pm
  • That didn't taste like chocolate bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:10am
  • Hopefully it wasn't like eating chocolate covered cherries!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:27am
  • how much chocolate did you stuff up your ass, you homo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:26am
  • I agree with 1:47!!!! WTF WERE YOU THINKING?!?!? isn't that harmful?!?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:53pm
  • Have fun in uti land

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:07pm
  • I wonder if he'll eat the discharge when you get an an infection. Probably won't be romantic, either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:02am
  • WHAT FUCKING PART OF THAT SOUNDED LIKE A GOOD IDEA??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:47pm
  • Lemme guess Alexis Acula, you are a doctor, right? I think they did that joke on scrubs a while ago...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:34am
  • 8:12 agreed. Sensual syrup is underrated

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:29am
  • go get a douche bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:34pm
  • you need to hook up with some other douchebag and bury his face in your filthy snatch. Don't tell him ahead of time and it will be like an early Xmas prsent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:27am
  • Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:07am