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  • If you give a guy your number, even if he's fat, he's not looking for friendship. And it's hard to be jolly in the bedroom. It just doesn't fit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:33pm
  • I'm getting sick of the fat jokes..if you don't like it don't look. And no I am not fat, but that doesn't even fucking matter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:33pm
  • 8:33 ditto. now they're just overdone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:19pm
  • It was funnier when Peter Griffin said it. It's sad when you make up fake texts ripping off quotes from one of the most over-saturated shows still on television. I got a text today that said NO SOUP FOR YOU. How new and original! I'm still laughing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:33pm
  • I never said I hated it, dumbass. But if you haven't seen every episode twelve times, chances are you don't have cable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:37pm
  • Yep. But I still agree with the original. It just sucks that they're so jolly...why can't hot guys be jolly?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:34pm
  • no soup for you has indeed been around forever. is this thread trying to out sarcasm itself? holy shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:14pm
  • no soup for you is not original lol... that's been around for ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:43pm
  • Im now ashamed of my own state. gg.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 5:53pm
  • 4:43 .... ever heard of sarcasm??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:48pm
  • I like how people claim to hate that show but they still know every single one liner ever on it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:36pm
  • Fat guys= jolly, kinda like Santa clause. Hoyt guys= flip of the coin. Either sweet or total jerks.:P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:20am
  • i don't have cable - i've seen em all at least 7 times - ex had all the seasons :) i love saturation animation!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:43pm
  • sarcasm: dry, expressionless humor. much like the sex I had last night with a 'big truck, small dick' guy last night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:53pm