Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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