WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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