You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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