I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
as a side note pls kill me
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