Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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"Can you taste me now?.. Good!"
...yeeaaa that's the only time its awesome being a Verizon worker...
It really blows to have an iphone...
gotta love promiscuous hipsters
Who calls them coeds? Were you born in 1955?
You should see what the Lolitas do in Japan for an iPhone!
That's the way to promote brand awareness right there.
I want an iPhone 5...
That's sad that someone wants a stupid phone that bad. Same as the people who wait for hours in line. I mean sucking dick for drugs is more admiral than this
Fayetteville at its finest... Not
this is also the jacksonville area code...