Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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"Can you taste me now?.. Good!"
It really blows to have an iphone...
...yeeaaa that's the only time its awesome being a Verizon worker...
gotta love promiscuous hipsters
Who calls them coeds? Were you born in 1955?
You should see what the Lolitas do in Japan for an iPhone!
I want an iPhone 5...
That's the way to promote brand awareness right there.
That's sad that someone wants a stupid phone that bad. Same as the people who wait for hours in line. I mean sucking dick for drugs is more admiral than this
Fayetteville at its finest... Not
this is also the jacksonville area code...