College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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