So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
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