Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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And then she found oil and laughed all the way to the bank driving her porche. Geologists make the bed rock! They also find oil and make money and travel the world.
At least she likes it hard
Wow OP you are an ignorant ass.
Who cares if she has a rock collection?
Maybe she was a geologist?
Did she have a gniess rack?
Was she wacke?
I could go on and on with geology jokes...
after the numbers it makes a ): sad face you make peopel sad
A rock collection makes her smart, curious, and different from other girls. What's wrong with that, OP?
So the fuck what if she collects rocks. Prick.
That's lame. Just becoz she like something that u dont. She mite be a great girl or even just a great fuck but you wouldnt coz shes a rock collection. Grow up stupid child.
I collect rocks. They're really cool. What's so wrong with that? it's one very tiny part of my personality, why would you dismiss a person just for that?
How about if she had a cock collection?
There's something you should know about me Joe Rogan, I smoke rocks!!!!
9:40 - you are my hero lmfaoooooooooo
I collect pigs ^_^ OP would make a great addition
Sven, I'm a geologist and work in groundwater purification now with a bunch of mechanical engineers and get cool business trips to Norway. And I met Al Gore. Why the fuck would you think a scientist is bagging groceries? Do you know of one at your job?
"porche" sounds french
What exactly is so terrible about collecting rocks that it's a total dealbreaker? It's just some fucking rocks.
geologists make the bedrock
That just means that she was way too good for you.
I would much like to meet this girl...
ThAts not weird at all. Lmao
you guys are ridiculous, its juat a funny text .. really? i wouldnt date a guy with a rock collection, so OG i dont hate. :) ha. everyone needs to chill out. if you dont think its funny then go read a different text. geeeez
uqhhh . i reellyy think this is about meee . nd iht wusz onlyy o01 rockk ! nd ihtsz thee samee area codee :(
i collect rocks...but im a geology major
1125 seriously chill out this is a funny website . Would his text make you laugh if it said "I enjoyed her rock collection, she is a really nice girl I'll probably take her on date soon and see if it world out"...NO
You don't get your rocks off with a girl who collects rocks? What's wrong with rocks? What if she's a geology major?
you could not even FAKE being interested in a Rock collection.....
Are you certain you're good looking/ rich enough to be this particular?
I collect rocks on the sims 3... And I like it. Deal.
Does she put the rocks in her pussy?
In Soviet Russia rocks collect you
hahahaha at first I thought this was about me......hahahha, luckilly its not the right area code hahaha...and just to be clear it was when i was little.
You're gonna be real sorry one day when those rocks are worth something u jerk off. ...sike
You're fucking stupid
OP is my hero for sticking up to his standards. Most guys will fuck anything in 4 legs (conscious or not).
Taking rocks out of nature sends you to hell
its not typos idiot im just being stoned and lazy
also im not a native speaker so fuck you
you're from new jersey, she should be so lucky
11:25 Eat my nutty shit
OP = original poster
Yeah who cares. What a shallow asshole the op is.
I have a rock collection:( The reactions its getting is making me saddddd
Does anal sex help u shit better?
12:09, actually if the text had said "I enjoyed her rock collection, she is a really nice girl I'll probably take her on date soon and see if it world out" that WOULD have made me laugh, unlike the real text which is just dumb
Maybe she's into geology and you're not smart enough to get it.
who shows off a fucking rock colection?
11:33 Eat my nutty shit
Lol @ 11:25 look at your typos and your calling the OP stupid?
doesn't matter if she has a rock collection if she takes it up the ass
11:44 Eat my nutty shit