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  • And then she found oil and laughed all the way to the bank driving her porche. Geologists make the bed rock! They also find oil and make money and travel the world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:22pm
  • At least she likes it hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:30pm
  • Wow OP you are an ignorant ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:27pm
  • Maybe she was a geologist? Did she have a gniess rack? Was she wacke? HAHA I could go on and on with geology jokes...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:07pm
  • Who cares if she has a rock collection?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:12pm
  • A rock collection makes her smart, curious, and different from other girls. What's wrong with that, OP?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:22pm
  • after the numbers it makes a ): sad face you make peopel sad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:34pm
  • So the fuck what if she collects rocks. Prick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:50am
  • 9:40 - you are my hero lmfaoooooooooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:50am
  • That's lame. Just becoz she like something that u dont. She mite be a great girl or even just a great fuck but you wouldnt coz shes a rock collection. Grow up stupid child.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:25am
  • I collect rocks. They're really cool. What's so wrong with that? it's one very tiny part of my personality, why would you dismiss a person just for that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:12pm
  • I collect pigs ^_^ OP would make a great addition

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 4:07am
  • geologists make the bedrock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:34am
  • There's something you should know about me Joe Rogan, I smoke rocks!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:13pm
  • i collect rocks...but im a geology major

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:32am
  • What exactly is so terrible about collecting rocks that it's a total dealbreaker? It's just some fucking rocks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:50pm
  • How about if she had a cock collection?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:33pm
  • "porche" sounds french

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:03pm
  • Sven, I'm a geologist and work in groundwater purification now with a bunch of mechanical engineers and get cool business trips to Norway. And I met Al Gore. Why the fuck would you think a scientist is bagging groceries? Do you know of one at your job?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:44pm
  • I would much like to meet this girl...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:55pm
  • uqhhh . i reellyy think this is about meee . nd iht wusz onlyy o01 rockk ! nd ihtsz thee samee area codee :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:38pm
  • That just means that she was way too good for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 10:44am
  • 1125 seriously chill out this is a funny website . Would his text make you laugh if it said "I enjoyed her rock collection, she is a really nice girl I'll probably take her on date soon and see if it world out"...NO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:09pm
  • you could not even FAKE being interested in a Rock collection.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:45am
  • ThAts not weird at all. Lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:19pm
  • Does she put the rocks in her pussy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:23am
  • Are you certain you're good looking/ rich enough to be this particular?

    Submitted by PinkBubble on Mar 12, 10 at 3:26pm
  • You don't get your rocks off with a girl who collects rocks? What's wrong with rocks? What if she's a geology major?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:56am
  • You're gonna be real sorry one day when those rocks are worth something u jerk off. ...sike

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:10pm
  • you guys are ridiculous, its juat a funny text .. really? i wouldnt date a guy with a rock collection, so OG i dont hate. :) ha. everyone needs to chill out. if you dont think its funny then go read a different text. geeeez

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:19pm
  • In Soviet Russia rocks collect you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:40pm
  • Taking rocks out of nature sends you to hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:33am
  • hahahaha at first I thought this was about me......hahahha, luckilly its not the right area code hahaha...and just to be clear it was when i was little.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:24pm
  • You're fucking stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:57pm
  • OP is my hero for sticking up to his standards. Most guys will fuck anything in 4 legs (conscious or not).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 8:32pm
  • I collect rocks on the sims 3... And I like it. Deal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:00pm
  • its not typos idiot im just being stoned and lazy also im not a native speaker so fuck you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:33am
  • you're from new jersey, she should be so lucky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:54pm
  • 11:25 Eat my nutty shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:26am
  • Maybe she's into geology and you're not smart enough to get it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:59am
  • OP = original poster

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:42am
  • Yeah who cares. What a shallow asshole the op is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:22am
  • Does anal sex help u shit better?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:52am
  • I have a rock collection:( The reactions its getting is making me saddddd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:50am
  • 12:09, actually if the text had said "I enjoyed her rock collection, she is a really nice girl I'll probably take her on date soon and see if it world out" that WOULD have made me laugh, unlike the real text which is just dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:31am
  • 11:33 Eat my nutty shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:36am
  • who shows off a fucking rock colection?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 8:40pm
  • Lol @ 11:25 look at your typos and your calling the OP stupid?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:30am
  • doesn't matter if she has a rock collection if she takes it up the ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:55am
  • 11:44 Eat my nutty shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:44am