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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:55pm

    I would much like to meet this girl...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:22pm

    And then she found oil and laughed all the way to the bank driving her porche. Geologists make the bed rock! They also find oil and make money and travel the world.

  • 97 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:12pm

    I collect rocks. They're really cool. What's so wrong with that? it's one very tiny part of my personality, why would you dismiss a person just for that?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:07pm

    Maybe she was a geologist? Did she have a gniess rack? Was she wacke? HAHA I could go on and on with geology jokes...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:12pm

    Who cares if she has a rock collection?

  • 96 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:27pm

    Wow OP you are an ignorant ass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:25am

    That's lame. Just becoz she like something that u dont. She mite be a great girl or even just a great fuck but you wouldnt coz shes a rock collection. Grow up stupid child.

  • 87 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:50am

    So the fuck what if she collects rocks. Prick.

  • 90 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:34pm

    after the numbers it makes a ): sad face you make peopel sad

  • 98 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:13pm

    There's something you should know about me Joe Rogan, I smoke rocks!!!!

  • 90 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:22pm

    A rock collection makes her smart, curious, and different from other girls. What's wrong with that, OP?

  • 86 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:50pm

    What exactly is so terrible about collecting rocks that it's a total dealbreaker? It's just some fucking rocks.

  • 93 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:30pm

    At least she likes it hard

  • 81 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:34am

    geologists make the bedrock

  • 81 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 4:07am

    I collect pigs ^_^ OP would make a great addition

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:44pm

    Sven, I'm a geologist and work in groundwater purification now with a bunch of mechanical engineers and get cool business trips to Norway. And I met Al Gore. Why the fuck would you think a scientist is bagging groceries? Do you know of one at your job?

  • 83 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:33pm

    How about if she had a cock collection?

  • 84 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:45am

    you could not even FAKE being interested in a Rock collection.....

  • 78 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:50am

    9:40 - you are my hero lmfaoooooooooo

  • 81 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:10pm

    You're gonna be real sorry one day when those rocks are worth something u jerk off. ...sike

  • 80 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 10:44am

    That just means that she was way too good for you.

  • 86 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:38pm

    uqhhh . i reellyy think this is about meee . nd iht wusz onlyy o01 rockk ! nd ihtsz thee samee area codee :(

  • 79 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:24pm

    hahahaha at first I thought this was about me......hahahha, luckilly its not the right area code hahaha...and just to be clear it was when i was little.

  • 77 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:03pm

    "porche" sounds french

  • 83 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:09pm

    1125 seriously chill out this is a funny website . Would his text make you laugh if it said "I enjoyed her rock collection, she is a really nice girl I'll probably take her on date soon and see if it world out"...NO

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 8:32pm

    OP is my hero for sticking up to his standards. Most guys will fuck anything in 4 legs (conscious or not).

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:57pm

    You're fucking stupid

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:40pm

    In Soviet Russia rocks collect you

  • 73 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:33am

    Taking rocks out of nature sends you to hell

  • 70 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:19pm

    ThAts not weird at all. Lmao

  • 70 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:33am

    its not typos idiot im just being stoned and lazy also im not a native speaker so fuck you

  • 64 67
    Submitted by PinkBubble on Mar 12, 10 at 3:26pm

    Are you certain you're good looking/ rich enough to be this particular?

  • 74 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:56am

    You don't get your rocks off with a girl who collects rocks? What's wrong with rocks? What if she's a geology major?

  • 69 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:00pm

    I collect rocks on the sims 3... And I like it. Deal.

  • 74 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:19pm

    you guys are ridiculous, its juat a funny text .. really? i wouldnt date a guy with a rock collection, so OG i dont hate. :) ha. everyone needs to chill out. if you dont think its funny then go read a different text. geeeez

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:23am

    Does she put the rocks in her pussy?

  • 74 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:22am

    Yeah who cares. What a shallow asshole the op is.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:50am

    I have a rock collection:( The reactions its getting is making me saddddd

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:32am

    i collect rocks...but im a geology major

  • 71 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:54pm

    you're from new jersey, she should be so lucky

  • 71 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:52am

    Does anal sex help u shit better?

  • 62 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:42am

    OP = original poster

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:36am

    11:33 Eat my nutty shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:59am

    Maybe she's into geology and you're not smart enough to get it.

  • 64 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:26am

    11:25 Eat my nutty shit

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:31am

    12:09, actually if the text had said "I enjoyed her rock collection, she is a really nice girl I'll probably take her on date soon and see if it world out" that WOULD have made me laugh, unlike the real text which is just dumb

  • 59 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:44am

    11:44 Eat my nutty shit

  • 62 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 8:40pm

    who shows off a fucking rock colection?

  • 60 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:55am

    doesn't matter if she has a rock collection if she takes it up the ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:30am

    Lol @ 11:25 look at your typos and your calling the OP stupid?