I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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