ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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