He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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