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  • I think the devil's asshole would be shaped like texas...don't mess with it :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:36pm
  • you're all dumb if you hate california you're either jealous you don't live here or live in the desert and no where near a beach...but you're right your hick towns might be better than a 70 degree climate year round and half naked chicks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:39pm
  • if it was california shaped that would suck because of the bending...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:48am
  • So Cal=best place to live EVER! hey 9:20....piss off, I live less than an hour from the beach, mountains, desert, river, lakes and Fuckin Disneyland... what u got?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:26pm
  • Fine. Can we atleast all agree that norcal sucks donkey nuts? I've lived all over this country and outside it....and norcal still blows. East coast love, bitches!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:41pm
  • They're all just too poor to live in Cali. Silly poor people. We have little meth cabins out in the boonies just like you live in, so feel free to go blow yourself up in one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:34pm
  • If you haven't been to Newport Beach at any point between March and November, you don't know what you're missing. Sorry you live in a shit town.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:17pm
  • All you mother fuckers hating on california need to shut the fuck up. You're all just jealous you don't live here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:22am
  • 10:01 is upset because his inflatable girlfriend left him. Clearly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:17am
  • it only sucks if you're a dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:53pm
  • His inflatable girlfriend left him for the Devil!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:49am
  • i wish they all could be california girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:35am
  • Don't hate on California just because your state fucking blows

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:30am
  • the person who wrote this is obviously NOT from California

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:00pm
  • is there a way to keep everything within 30 miles of San Diego, and destroy the rest of this worthless state...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:01pm
  • i think it would be shaped the rhode island. chode-like, that bastard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:05am
  • s h a u n b l a ch is g a y im gonna throw up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:40am
  • Fucking FABULOUS! and I 100% agree!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:43pm
  • That's why it's so fun to live here. Better than the stupid Bible Belt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:26am
  • californiaaaaaa <3. sorry, just had to

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:41am
  • California is fucking amazing. No matter what. Everything about it from the hot beaches to the hot girls. No trashy east coast bitches or anything like that. Especially the 707 and down in socal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:32am
  • you're fucking stupid-you only hate cali because you have a 760 area code - probably a bro douche bag - stop blaming cali and get some class and a 714 area code haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 6:45am
  • and smell like your mom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:47am
  • would the devil be in the same debt as California?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:02pm
  • 9:20 is just pissed because California is better than his lonely ass square state, which is where he's probably from if he hates CA like he says. Nothings better than the West!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:03pm
  • June 20, 2009 7:15PM HAHHAHAHA hilarious but california is a great state!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:25pm
  • Its definitely california shaped. Shit gets pretty nasty on the west coaaast

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:50pm
  • This text fails at funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:27pm
  • the devil has a hairy vazh├»n

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:01am
  • I'm no angel! I love dirty devil sex:)~~~~

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:00pm
  • It would look like Florida and smell like New Jersey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:15pm
  • Bag a hottie and bang her white asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:58am
  • no its definately florida bc its fucking hot here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 6:50pm
  • 9:20 you just killed me!!! Hahaha fuck cali !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:35am
  • California is the devil's penis shaped

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:41pm
  • Nevada is the Devil's 'taint.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:04pm
  • No, no, the devils dick would look like a normal penis but would turn into a pitch fork upon entry. Dumbasses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:40pm
  • except for right now im gonna fucin throw up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:39am
  • Nope, his penis would be florida

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:35pm
  • California is dead broke and 2/3 of the kids are born on welfare. CA sucks just because of this alone. And the idiot that said people are too poor to live here look at these facts you tool.

    Submitted by aw2009 on Jun 8, 10 at 3:30am
  • You only think that beacuse you haven't lived anywhere else to know it's not shity, and if you think it's so bad MOVE, your 29 stop living with mommy and daddy and make your own choices.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:26pm
  • california is such a great state, unfortunately we all know that and other states think we're extremely pompous for it. however, if they lived in california too, they would act the same way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:51pm
  • yeaaa... 12:32 we DON'T have trashy east coast bitches, we have trashy west coast bitches. Especially 707, you like like cows eh boy? Oh sonoma, and socal, silly silly places. There are amazing places and people here, but I think the texter summed it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:47pm
  • 7:15 it looks like you and smells like your mama's dirty cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:01pm
  • 7:15 = Hilarious!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:12pm
  • If california is the devil's penis and texas is the asshole... hm doesn't take long to finish that scenario.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:16pm
  • No. It would be shaped like Texas!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:45am
  • I do live in Cali, have all my life, and it does suck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:23pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA< I believe it.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:20am
  • you are all wrong...the devil doesn't have a wiener. the devil is a woman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:51am
  • How would you know?

    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 19, 10 at 11:22pm
  • California sucks. I laugh every time an earthquake hits or a fire destroys some town. I can't wait for it to fall into the sea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:20am
  • I have lived in california my whole life . . . 29 years of shittiness!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:04pm