i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
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I think the devil's asshole would be shaped like texas...don't mess with it :)
you're all dumb if you hate california you're either jealous you don't live here or live in the desert and no where near a beach...but you're right your hick towns might be better than a 70 degree climate year round and half naked chicks
So Cal=best place to live EVER! hey 9:20....piss off, I live less than an hour from the beach, mountains, desert, river, lakes and Fuckin Disneyland... what u got?
Don't hate on California just because your state fucking blows
10:01 is upset because his inflatable girlfriend left him. Clearly.
if it was california shaped that would suck because of the bending...
They're all just too poor to live in Cali. Silly poor people. We have little meth cabins out in the boonies just like you live in, so feel free to go blow yourself up in one!
California is fucking amazing. No matter what. Everything about it from the hot beaches to the hot girls. No trashy east coast bitches or anything like that. Especially the 707 and down in socal.
If you haven't been to Newport Beach at any point between March and November, you don't know what you're missing.
Sorry you live in a shit town.
it only sucks if you're a dumbass
is there a way to keep everything within 30 miles of San Diego, and destroy the rest of this worthless state...
Fine. Can we atleast all agree that norcal sucks donkey nuts? I've lived all over this country and outside it....and norcal still blows. East coast love, bitches!
All you mother fuckers hating on california need to shut the fuck up. You're all just jealous you don't live here.
i wish they all could be california girls.
His inflatable girlfriend left him for the Devil!
9:20 you just killed me!!! Hahaha fuck cali !
June 20, 2009 7:15PM HAHHAHAHA hilarious
but california is a great state!!!!!!!
i think it would be shaped the rhode island. chode-like, that bastard.
californiaaaaaa <3. sorry, just had to
and smell like your mom
you're fucking stupid-you only hate cali because you have a 760 area code - probably a bro douche bag - stop blaming cali and get some class and a 714 area code haha
That's why it's so fun to live here. Better than the stupid Bible Belt!
s h a u n b l a ch is g a y im gonna throw up
9:20 is just pissed because California is better than his lonely ass square state, which is where he's probably from if he hates CA like he says. Nothings better than the West!
Fucking FABULOUS! and I 100% agree!
California is the devil's penis shaped
It would look like Florida and smell like New Jersey.
Nevada is the Devil's 'taint.
the person who wrote this is obviously NOT from California
Its definitely california shaped. Shit gets pretty nasty on the west coaaast
How would you know?
would the devil be in the same debt as California?
except for right now im gonna fucin throw up
the devil has a hairy vazhïn
No, no, the devils dick would look like a normal penis but would turn into a pitch fork upon entry. Dumbasses.
This text fails at funny
If california is the devil's penis and texas is the asshole... hm doesn't take long to finish that scenario.
Bag a hottie and bang her white asshole
I'm no angel! I love dirty devil sex:)~~~~
California is dead broke and 2/3 of the kids are born on welfare. CA sucks just because of this alone. And the idiot that said people are too poor to live here look at these facts you tool.
Nope, his penis would be florida
no its definately florida bc its fucking hot here
california is such a great state, unfortunately we all know that and other states think we're extremely pompous for it. however, if they lived in california too, they would act the same way.
7:15 = Hilarious!!!!
yeaaa... 12:32 we DON'T have trashy east coast bitches, we have trashy west coast bitches. Especially 707, you like like cows eh boy? Oh sonoma, and socal, silly silly places. There are amazing places and people here, but I think the texter summed it up.
You only think that beacuse you haven't lived anywhere else to know it's not shity, and if you think it's so bad MOVE, your 29 stop living with mommy and daddy and make your own choices.
I do live in Cali, have all my life, and it does suck
7:15 it looks like you and smells like your mama's dirty cunt.
No. It would be shaped like Texas!
California sucks. I laugh every time an earthquake hits or a fire destroys some town. I can't wait for it to fall into the sea.
you are all wrong...the devil doesn't have a wiener. the devil is a woman
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA< I believe it.....
I have lived in california my whole life . . . 29 years of shittiness!