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  • 67 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:39pm

    you're all dumb if you hate california you're either jealous you don't live here or live in the desert and no where near a beach...but you're right your hick towns might be better than a 70 degree climate year round and half naked chicks

  • 59 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:17pm

    If you haven't been to Newport Beach at any point between March and November, you don't know what you're missing. Sorry you live in a shit town.

  • 59 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:22am

    All you mother fuckers hating on california need to shut the fuck up. You're all just jealous you don't live here.

  • 54 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:36pm

    I think the devil's asshole would be shaped like texas...don't mess with it :)

  • 55 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:26pm

    So Cal=best place to live EVER! hey 9:20....piss off, I live less than an hour from the beach, mountains, desert, river, lakes and Fuckin Disneyland... what u got?

  • 57 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:34pm

    They're all just too poor to live in Cali. Silly poor people. We have little meth cabins out in the boonies just like you live in, so feel free to go blow yourself up in one!

  • 51 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:48am

    if it was california shaped that would suck because of the bending...

  • 62 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:00pm

    the person who wrote this is obviously NOT from California

  • 49 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:49am

    His inflatable girlfriend left him for the Devil!

  • 53 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:41pm

    Fine. Can we atleast all agree that norcal sucks donkey nuts? I've lived all over this country and outside it....and norcal still blows. East coast love, bitches!

  • 46 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:35am

    i wish they all could be california girls.

  • 44 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:40am

    s h a u n b l a ch is g a y im gonna throw up

  • 51 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:27pm

    This text fails at funny

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:32am

    California is fucking amazing. No matter what. Everything about it from the hot beaches to the hot girls. No trashy east coast bitches or anything like that. Especially the 707 and down in socal.

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:58am

    Bag a hottie and bang her white asshole

  • 50 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:05am

    i think it would be shaped the rhode island. chode-like, that bastard.

  • 47 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:43pm

    Fucking FABULOUS! and I 100% agree!

  • 47 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:17am

    10:01 is upset because his inflatable girlfriend left him. Clearly.

  • 42 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:41am

    californiaaaaaa <3. sorry, just had to

  • 44 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:51pm

    california is such a great state, unfortunately we all know that and other states think we're extremely pompous for it. however, if they lived in california too, they would act the same way.

  • 43 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:47am

    and smell like your mom

  • 44 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 6:50pm

    no its definately florida bc its fucking hot here

  • 44 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:30am

    Don't hate on California just because your state fucking blows

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:53pm

    it only sucks if you're a dumbass

  • 41 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:02pm

    would the devil be in the same debt as California?

  • 39 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:50pm

    Its definitely california shaped. Shit gets pretty nasty on the west coaaast

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:26am

    That's why it's so fun to live here. Better than the stupid Bible Belt!

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 6:45am

    you're fucking stupid-you only hate cali because you have a 760 area code - probably a bro douche bag - stop blaming cali and get some class and a 714 area code haha

  • 37 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:40pm

    No, no, the devils dick would look like a normal penis but would turn into a pitch fork upon entry. Dumbasses.

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:20am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA< I believe it.....

  • 39 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:01am

    the devil has a hairy vazhïn

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:35pm

    Nope, his penis would be florida

  • 43 52
    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 19, 10 at 11:22pm

    How would you know?

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:00pm

    I'm no angel! I love dirty devil sex:)~~~~

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:25pm

    June 20, 2009 7:15PM HAHHAHAHA hilarious but california is a great state!!!!!!!

  • 40 48
    Submitted by aw2009 on Jun 8, 10 at 3:30am

    California is dead broke and 2/3 of the kids are born on welfare. CA sucks just because of this alone. And the idiot that said people are too poor to live here look at these facts you tool.

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:39am

    except for right now im gonna fucin throw up

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:45am

    No. It would be shaped like Texas!

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:01pm

    is there a way to keep everything within 30 miles of San Diego, and destroy the rest of this worthless state...

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:23pm

    I do live in Cali, have all my life, and it does suck

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:03pm

    9:20 is just pissed because California is better than his lonely ass square state, which is where he's probably from if he hates CA like he says. Nothings better than the West!

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:26pm

    You only think that beacuse you haven't lived anywhere else to know it's not shity, and if you think it's so bad MOVE, your 29 stop living with mommy and daddy and make your own choices.

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:15pm

    It would look like Florida and smell like New Jersey.

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:47pm

    yeaaa... 12:32 we DON'T have trashy east coast bitches, we have trashy west coast bitches. Especially 707, you like like cows eh boy? Oh sonoma, and socal, silly silly places. There are amazing places and people here, but I think the texter summed it up.

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:35am

    9:20 you just killed me!!! Hahaha fuck cali !

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:01pm

    7:15 it looks like you and smells like your mama's dirty cunt.

  • 34 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:51am

    you are all wrong...the devil doesn't have a wiener. the devil is a woman

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:16pm

    If california is the devil's penis and texas is the asshole... hm doesn't take long to finish that scenario.

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:04pm

    Nevada is the Devil's 'taint.

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:04pm

    I have lived in california my whole life . . . 29 years of shittiness!

  • 30 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:12pm

    7:15 = Hilarious!!!!

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:41pm

    California is the devil's penis shaped

  • 34 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:20am

    California sucks. I laugh every time an earthquake hits or a fire destroys some town. I can't wait for it to fall into the sea.