Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
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After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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