I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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