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  • 54 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:49pm

    Awesome....except for the part about molesting a kid that gets you on it.

  • 57 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:07pm

    i dont think this person is a sex offender well obviously... this is great though

  • 54 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:40pm

    thats why im glad im on it!

  • 54 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:24pm

    actually you both left out a few words

  • 54 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:56pm

    hahaha oh man. person who wrote this: you have the same area code as me, and i'm in love.

  • 51 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:32pm

    SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY!!

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:59pm

    yeah im a sex offender for lookin a pics of a 16 yo when i was 18...way to start life on the right foot. FML

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:22pm

    4:20 you are an idiot...........if you are caught urinating in public......guess what......tada you now have to register yourself............

  • 52 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:22pm

    You suck 3:20 It's like this. "I'll take that fuckin' gun from you, stick it up your ass a pull the trigger 'till it goes click.

  • 50 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:29pm

    FUCK YOU UNKNOWN ERROR

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:48pm

    for years and years I've maintained that there is NOTHING funny about sexual assault, but I just changed my mind- this is hilarious!!!

  • 48 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:23pm

    Phone's ringing, Dude.

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:59pm

    Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:45pm

    That is a great way to think of it. See, always making what seems like a sad situation into a positive one. Kudos.

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:26pm

    this text is hilarious

  • 44 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:47pm

    It's sex offender registry. Not just little kids dipshit.

  • 45 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:57pm

    Actually that's a pretty good point. Just bone a 17yo that way you're not really a perv.

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:36pm

    4:22 is right. You don't have to assault anyone to get on the list now.

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:20pm

    umm this text would have been funny except you like to fuck kids. thats messed up dude. can you not find someone your own age???

    • 46 48
      Submitted by bfchkbach on May 13, 10 at 11:43pm

      there are multiple other ways to get on that list...peeing outside while wasted, for example? not that anybody on the sex offender's list is a beacon of morality, but don't judge- that's not the point of this text.

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:40pm

    HAHAHAHA... man I love this one!

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:50pm

    "fuck you donnie, your out of your element!"

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:18pm

    @3:05 DAMMIT! Beat me to the reference. Well done.

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:31pm

    The carpet pissers did this?

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:20pm

    I'll take that fuckin' gun from you and pull the trigger 'till it goes click.