I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
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Awesome....except for the part about molesting a kid that gets you on it.
It's sex offender registry.
Not just little kids dipshit.
4:20 you are an idiot...........if you are caught urinating in public......guess what......tada you now have to register yourself............
Phone's ringing, Dude.
Actually that's a pretty good point. Just bone a 17yo that way you're not really a perv.
FUCK YOU UNKNOWN ERROR
4:22 is right. You don't have to assault anyone to get on the list now.
hahaha oh man. person who wrote this: you have the same area code as me, and i'm in love.
this text is hilarious
yeah im a sex offender for lookin a pics of a 16 yo when i was 18...way to start life on the right foot. FML
thats why im glad im on it!
i dont think this person is a sex offender well obviously... this is great though
for years and years I've maintained that there is NOTHING funny about sexual assault, but I just changed my mind- this is hilarious!!!
You suck 3:20 It's like this.
"I'll take that fuckin' gun from you, stick it up your ass a pull the trigger 'till it goes click.
DAMMIT! Beat me to the reference. Well done.
HAHAHAHA... man I love this one!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY!!
actually you both left out a few words
umm this text would have been funny except you like to fuck kids. thats messed up dude. can you not find someone your own age???
there are multiple other ways to get on that list...peeing outside while wasted, for example? not that anybody on the sex offender's list is a beacon of morality, but don't judge- that's not the point of this text.
"fuck you donnie, your out of your element!"
That is a great way to think of it. See, always making what seems like a sad situation into a positive one. Kudos.
I'll take that fuckin' gun from you and pull the trigger 'till it goes click.
The carpet pissers did this?