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  • Awesome....except for the part about molesting a kid that gets you on it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:49pm
  • It's sex offender registry. Not just little kids dipshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:47pm
  • 4:20 you are an idiot...........if you are caught urinating in public......guess what......tada you now have to register yourself............

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:22pm
  • Phone's ringing, Dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:23pm
  • Actually that's a pretty good point. Just bone a 17yo that way you're not really a perv.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:57pm
  • FUCK YOU UNKNOWN ERROR

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:29pm
  • 4:22 is right. You don't have to assault anyone to get on the list now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:36pm
  • hahaha oh man. person who wrote this: you have the same area code as me, and i'm in love.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:56pm
  • this text is hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:26pm
  • yeah im a sex offender for lookin a pics of a 16 yo when i was 18...way to start life on the right foot. FML

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:59pm
  • thats why im glad im on it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:40pm
  • i dont think this person is a sex offender well obviously... this is great though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:07pm
  • for years and years I've maintained that there is NOTHING funny about sexual assault, but I just changed my mind- this is hilarious!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:48pm
  • You suck 3:20 It's like this. "I'll take that fuckin' gun from you, stick it up your ass a pull the trigger 'till it goes click.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:22pm
  • @3:05 DAMMIT! Beat me to the reference. Well done.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:18pm
  • HAHAHAHA... man I love this one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:40pm
  • Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:59pm
  • SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:32pm
  • actually you both left out a few words

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:24pm
  • umm this text would have been funny except you like to fuck kids. thats messed up dude. can you not find someone your own age???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:20pm
    • there are multiple other ways to get on that list...peeing outside while wasted, for example? not that anybody on the sex offender's list is a beacon of morality, but don't judge- that's not the point of this text.

      Submitted by bfchkbach on May 13, 10 at 11:43pm
  • "fuck you donnie, your out of your element!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:50pm
  • That is a great way to think of it. See, always making what seems like a sad situation into a positive one. Kudos.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:45pm
  • I'll take that fuckin' gun from you and pull the trigger 'till it goes click.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:20pm
  • The carpet pissers did this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:31pm