Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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