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  • I am a sorostitute. I'm better than you and I know it. You can find me on campus in the SUV my daddy bought for me, rocking my Chanel sunglasses, North Face jacket, Nike Shox or Rainbow sandals. I never leave my sorority house without my letters somewhere on me.

    Submitted by eblmonkey on Dec 28, 10 at 4:41pm
  • I love Greek life and hate GDIs. I laugh at them with my sisters when we go out to the bars. I go out to the bars and drink not only on weekends, but on Wednesdays and Thursdays too. I sing loudly with the songs at the bars and I don't care if people stare; I know its just because they're jealous.

    Submitted by eblmonkey on Dec 28, 10 at 4:43pm
  • Wait, which part? You being a sorostitute or your mom calling you out on it?

    Submitted by RyanM on Dec 28, 10 at 1:55pm
  • I spread rumors about other sororities on my campus. I call them sluts and cokeheads when in reality I know of several girls in my own house that do coke and sleep with tons of frat boys. Rush is the most important week of my life. I spend a week talking to girls who I would want wearing my letters.

    Submitted by eblmonkey on Dec 28, 10 at 4:46pm
  • I ignore the girls rushing who are ugly and fat. After we choose the group of pledges I haze them physically and emotionally. I yell at them and make them cry, I take them to frat houses and make them do embarassing things. After that, I will call them my sisters. Looks are all that matters to me. I spent money that was supposed to be for books on tanning and manicures. I have had plastic surgery.

    Submitted by eblmonkey on Dec 28, 10 at 4:44pm
  • I date a fratdaddy. I don't care that he cheats on me with other sorostitutes because I cheat on him too. I take him to date parties and sorority events just to end up flirting with one of his frat brothers. I don't have a major. I take the easiest core classes I can find and do minimal amounts of work. I know that my degree won't matter anyway because I'm going to end up a trophy wife

    Submitted by eblmonkey on Dec 28, 10 at 4:47pm
  • http://www.urbandictionary.com/iphone/#define?term=sorostitute

    Submitted by loslocos on Dec 28, 10 at 3:34pm
  • What the hell is a sorositute?

    Submitted by memphius on Dec 28, 10 at 2:40pm
  • To monkey girl, your shit without your daddy...

    Submitted by monicaluv on Dec 28, 10 at 11:05pm
    • I believe you meant to say "YOU'RE shit without your daddy."\nBut I guess your degree doesn't really matter to you. You're just going to "end up a trophy wife."

      Submitted by victorializbeth on Dec 29, 10 at 1:17am
  • eblmonkey. so much yes.

    Submitted by rooster92 on Dec 28, 10 at 8:20pm
  • Wow.. This is def not totalfratmove.. Who the fuck cares how pathetic and worthless your kind are?

    Submitted by jessiebrooke09 on Jan 4, 11 at 6:29am
  • Ebl just made my day

    Submitted by ursamajor65 on Dec 30, 10 at 1:35pm
  • I shall make that today's word of the day.

    Submitted by Doctor_Rockso on Dec 28, 10 at 1:41pm
  • ignore these gdis girl. we'll have the last laugh when they're making minimum wage their whole life

    Submitted by greek_goddess on Dec 29, 10 at 12:37pm
  • Sorostitute= sorority girl prostitute.. Also know as worthless

    Submitted by jessiebrooke09 on Jan 4, 11 at 6:31am
  • What the hell is a sorositute?

    Submitted by memphius on Dec 28, 10 at 2:40pm
  • What the hell is a sorositute?

    Submitted by memphius on Dec 28, 10 at 2:40pm
  • Ebl just made my day

    Submitted by ursamajor65 on Dec 30, 10 at 1:35pm
  • Eblmonkey just owned the entire Greek system. Cheers, that was dope. And the sad thing is, none of the Greek life can debunk what you've said, because it's true.

    Submitted by LowDownZ on Apr 13, 12 at 7:31pm
  • shut the fuck up eblmonkey you gdi

    Submitted by phitillidie on Dec 28, 10 at 11:31pm
  • It's just because you surpassed her. What? You thought she was always a churchgoer?

    Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 28, 10 at 10:07pm
  • obviously monkey is no sorostitute, bc this person has no class. A true southern sorostitute is a lady, not a c**t.

    Submitted by jcouture4c on Dec 29, 10 at 2:55am