Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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No running water at home?
Damnit. i just pooped my pants :(
um, you're morons. premeri is italian for first, dumb asses.
Something tells me a guy who uses phrases like "getting my dick wet" rarely gets his dick wet.
Hey 1:13 I'm not racist but talking someone sounding dumb you sound like a fucking idiot. Just go fuck yourself
I was pretty wet last night...probably could've helped you out ;)
7:21, do yourself a favor and get AIDS, die in a third rate hospital bed, and leave the rest of us alone.
12:58 :) not everyone is an ignorant douch! Fucking peole like that make me wish I wasn't white! Can't appologize enough... Oh the shame... Shameful week scared little shits!!!
It's primero you fuck
I blew a load in my dog's mouth just to see what he would do. Now I feel kinda bad because he has AIDS.
At least one person knows what language they're looking at. Way to go, 3:46.
1:45- thats not even funny. You gotsta stop being so full of yourself. And other guys' dicks.
Quit being so ignorant. Stop the racism. If you like our president, like me, good. If not, then that's your opinion. But just stop being so damn ignorant and racist. This is supposed to be an entertaing site, not a place for racism and hatred.
^ try to sound more like a slut why don't you
Dicks and sex are overrated
Sometimes I'll get a couple new ones but it always ends up back here. :(
I wish there was something I could say that could make the racist people know how stupid they sound to regular people, but even if there was a word you stupid idiots would not understand, but I'll work on it
517 is more accept-worthy that "good thing u left last night when u did, I got banned from jimmy johns". That's not funny, and 517 is more worthy than a lot because it's a unique situation
How bout the American Apparel ad with a chick who hasn't shaved her armpits in a few days wearing a lace body suit and disco pants. American? Apparel.
You shoulda called me...I didn't feel like studying either :)
Thank you 2:47 haha and i actually laughed at 2:54 D:
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like captain obvious
Ummm Derek Burdo, were you the one that posted this?
why do people get so fucking defensive on these things?! it's only TFLN, no need to make a scene.
I wonder how wet obamas dick is
get your meat wet. ;-)
Fuck your motherfucking couch!
Yeah, that Hooters text was not funny. And God damn it's amazing how many random sluts said something about helping out said random dude from the UK with getting his dick wet! Whores.
first bitchezzz suck my dick
I just pooped my pants
Just spit on it! It'll work! Trust me!
Obama is a fucking joke! Fuck him!
I'm black and fucking proud you racist redneck, down in the south with your two fucking teeth, inbreeding with your sister. It was called the civil war, ever heard of it? Your grandparents came in your fuckin ears with all there racist ideas, and now you guys are a bunch of racist asshole motherfuckers
Why would you want your dick to be wet? I dont get it.
3:46: Negative. In Italian, it's "primo." Nice try, though.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Well I hope you were successful with finding some wetness ;)
44 = representing the UK. Go forth and get your dick wet, son.
Ew:( you just said you give shit to mother fuckers! Gross:(
Who is we? Are you implying Obama supporters do not know how to use condoms, or are you saying republicans do know how to use condoms? Wasn't Sarah Palin's pregnant daughter a republican? Ay.
Either way, apples and oranges. Please end the racist remarks, stereotypes, and bigotry. Whether or not you like Obama as president, you make do with the hand you are dealt. Do something positive with your time.
517 because that's not funny
How did my true text not get accepted? - " Drinkin at Hooter's with a guy that was on Dr Phil 6 months ago for dating young girls his daughter's age, curious to see where this goes"...
oct 12, 1:29 am... holy shit
I'm 12;56 again. This is the ignorance I'm talking about. You can talk about me, you can talk about my race, and you can talk about my president, but you're not changing anything. I'm successful, and President Obama is successful, so all this foolishness about handouts.... Please. But keep on hating. Every world needs some losers.
That's right, it don't wet itself
You guys are so stupid, fighting over language shit, has nothing to do with the text?
5:52 - LAW? please stop telling people that.
12:56 that was kinda a dick move to pull the race card that fast. Just because he doesn't approve of Obama does not mean he is racist. It's ignorance like that that is destroying America.
wtf does the president hav to do wit this?!?!?!?!
false statement. that is one of my favorite phrases, along with "bufu monkey-ing" and "boner jamming". FIRST!
im first ass wipes suck my massive DICK!!!!!!!!
Hooters text was better than this
Hahhaah! Hilarious that 2:47 didn't even bother looking it up. I suppose he/she believes that they already know every word that exists in every language.
Go talk about politics somewhere else
7:11, do yourself a favor and get a vasectomy. I don't think the world needs any more of you.
Who were u sayin dbag to
Everyone just calm down....
+44 is an awesome band :)
loser fake ass poser msg
I wanna make someones dick wet pleaseeeeeeeee