Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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No running water at home?
Damnit. i just pooped my pants :(
um, you're morons. premeri is italian for first, dumb asses.
Hey 1:13 I'm not racist but talking someone sounding dumb you sound like a fucking idiot. Just go fuck yourself
Something tells me a guy who uses phrases like "getting my dick wet" rarely gets his dick wet.
I was pretty wet last night...probably could've helped you out ;)
7:21, do yourself a favor and get AIDS, die in a third rate hospital bed, and leave the rest of us alone.
12:58 :) not everyone is an ignorant douch! Fucking peole like that make me wish I wasn't white! Can't appologize enough... Oh the shame... Shameful week scared little shits!!!
It's primero you fuck
I blew a load in my dog's mouth just to see what he would do. Now I feel kinda bad because he has AIDS.
At least one person knows what language they're looking at. Way to go, 3:46.
1:45- thats not even funny. You gotsta stop being so full of yourself. And other guys' dicks.
Quit being so ignorant. Stop the racism. If you like our president, like me, good. If not, then that's your opinion. But just stop being so damn ignorant and racist. This is supposed to be an entertaing site, not a place for racism and hatred.
^ try to sound more like a slut why don't you
Sometimes I'll get a couple new ones but it always ends up back here. :(
Dicks and sex are overrated
517 is more accept-worthy that "good thing u left last night when u did, I got banned from jimmy johns". That's not funny, and 517 is more worthy than a lot because it's a unique situation
I wish there was something I could say that could make the racist people know how stupid they sound to regular people, but even if there was a word you stupid idiots would not understand, but I'll work on it
How bout the American Apparel ad with a chick who hasn't shaved her armpits in a few days wearing a lace body suit and disco pants. American? Apparel.
You shoulda called me...I didn't feel like studying either :)
get your meat wet. ;-)
Thank you 2:47 haha and i actually laughed at 2:54 D:
why do people get so fucking defensive on these things?! it's only TFLN, no need to make a scene.
Ummm Derek Burdo, were you the one that posted this?
I wonder how wet obamas dick is
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like captain obvious
Fuck your motherfucking couch!
Yeah, that Hooters text was not funny. And God damn it's amazing how many random sluts said something about helping out said random dude from the UK with getting his dick wet! Whores.
I just pooped my pants
first bitchezzz suck my dick
Just spit on it! It'll work! Trust me!
I'm black and fucking proud you racist redneck, down in the south with your two fucking teeth, inbreeding with your sister. It was called the civil war, ever heard of it? Your grandparents came in your fuckin ears with all there racist ideas, and now you guys are a bunch of racist asshole motherfuckers
Obama is a fucking joke! Fuck him!
Why would you want your dick to be wet? I dont get it.
Truer words have never been spoken.
3:46: Negative. In Italian, it's "primo." Nice try, though.
Well I hope you were successful with finding some wetness ;)
How did my true text not get accepted? - " Drinkin at Hooter's with a guy that was on Dr Phil 6 months ago for dating young girls his daughter's age, curious to see where this goes"...
44 = representing the UK. Go forth and get your dick wet, son.
517 because that's not funny
oct 12, 1:29 am... holy shit
Who is we? Are you implying Obama supporters do not know how to use condoms, or are you saying republicans do know how to use condoms? Wasn't Sarah Palin's pregnant daughter a republican? Ay.
Either way, apples and oranges. Please end the racist remarks, stereotypes, and bigotry. Whether or not you like Obama as president, you make do with the hand you are dealt. Do something positive with your time.
Ew:( you just said you give shit to mother fuckers! Gross:(
I'm 12;56 again. This is the ignorance I'm talking about. You can talk about me, you can talk about my race, and you can talk about my president, but you're not changing anything. I'm successful, and President Obama is successful, so all this foolishness about handouts.... Please. But keep on hating. Every world needs some losers.
That's right, it don't wet itself
12:56 that was kinda a dick move to pull the race card that fast. Just because he doesn't approve of Obama does not mean he is racist. It's ignorance like that that is destroying America.
wtf does the president hav to do wit this?!?!?!?!
You guys are so stupid, fighting over language shit, has nothing to do with the text?
im first ass wipes suck my massive DICK!!!!!!!!
5:52 - LAW? please stop telling people that.
false statement. that is one of my favorite phrases, along with "bufu monkey-ing" and "boner jamming". FIRST!
Hahhaah! Hilarious that 2:47 didn't even bother looking it up. I suppose he/she believes that they already know every word that exists in every language.
Hooters text was better than this
Go talk about politics somewhere else
Everyone just calm down....
Who were u sayin dbag to
7:11, do yourself a favor and get a vasectomy. I don't think the world needs any more of you.
+44 is an awesome band :)
loser fake ass poser msg
I wanna make someones dick wet pleaseeeeeeeee