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  • 79 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 10:07pm

    Something tells me a guy who uses phrases like "getting my dick wet" rarely gets his dick wet.

  • 84 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 2:54pm

    No running water at home?

  • 77 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 2:47pm

    It's primero you fuck

  • 70 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 6:59pm

    You shoulda called me...I didn't feel like studying either :)

  • 70 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:43am

    Damnit. i just pooped my pants :(

  • 72 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 8:20pm

    I was pretty wet last night...probably could've helped you out ;)

  • 62 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:06am

    12:58 :) not everyone is an ignorant douch! Fucking peole like that make me wish I wasn't white! Can't appologize enough... Oh the shame... Shameful week scared little shits!!!

  • 68 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 3:46pm

    um, you're morons. premeri is italian for first, dumb asses.

  • 64 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:29am

    I blew a load in my dog's mouth just to see what he would do. Now I feel kinda bad because he has AIDS.

  • 63 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:52am

    1:45- thats not even funny. You gotsta stop being so full of yourself. And other guys' dicks.

  • 57 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 3:50pm

    At least one person knows what language they're looking at. Way to go, 3:46.

  • 68 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:00pm

    7:21, do yourself a favor and get AIDS, die in a third rate hospital bed, and leave the rest of us alone.

  • 63 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:56am

    Quit being so ignorant. Stop the racism. If you like our president, like me, good. If not, then that's your opinion. But just stop being so damn ignorant and racist. This is supposed to be an entertaing site, not a place for racism and hatred.

  • 60 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:45am

    Hey 1:13 I'm not racist but talking someone sounding dumb you sound like a fucking idiot. Just go fuck yourself

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 7:30pm

    ^ try to sound more like a slut why don't you

  • 57 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 6:36pm

    517 is more accept-worthy that "good thing u left last night when u did, I got banned from jimmy johns". That's not funny, and 517 is more worthy than a lot because it's a unique situation

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:43pm

    I wonder how wet obamas dick is

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:35pm

    Sometimes I'll get a couple new ones but it always ends up back here. :(

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:58am

    I'm black and fucking proud you racist redneck, down in the south with your two fucking teeth, inbreeding with your sister. It was called the civil war, ever heard of it? Your grandparents came in your fuckin ears with all there racist ideas, and now you guys are a bunch of racist asshole motherfuckers

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:13am

    I wish there was something I could say that could make the racist people know how stupid they sound to regular people, but even if there was a word you stupid idiots would not understand, but I'll work on it

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 9:59pm

    Yeah, that Hooters text was not funny. And God damn it's amazing how many random sluts said something about helping out said random dude from the UK with getting his dick wet! Whores.

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 3:25pm

    im first ass wipes suck my massive DICK!!!!!!!!

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 3:26pm

    Fuck your motherfucking couch!

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 7:58pm

    Ummm Derek Burdo, were you the one that posted this?

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 8:15pm

    first bitchezzz suck my dick

  • 47 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 5:04pm

    44 = representing the UK. Go forth and get your dick wet, son.

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 6:17pm

    Well I hope you were successful with finding some wetness ;)

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 5:29pm

    517 because that's not funny

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:17am

    Go talk about politics somewhere else

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 9:40pm

    Dicks and sex are overrated

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:44am

    I just pooped my pants

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:24am

    Ew:( you just said you give shit to mother fuckers! Gross:(

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 5:17pm

    How did my true text not get accepted? - " Drinkin at Hooter's with a guy that was on Dr Phil 6 months ago for dating young girls his daughter's age, curious to see where this goes"...

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 3:55pm

    You guys are so stupid, fighting over language shit, has nothing to do with the text?

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:17pm

    5:52 - LAW? please stop telling people that.

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:48am

    wtf does the president hav to do wit this?!?!?!?! XD

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 9:28pm

    Why would you want your dick to be wet? I dont get it.

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 7:53pm

    3:46: Negative. In Italian, it's "primo." Nice try, though.

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 3:34pm

    Just spit on it! It'll work! Trust me!

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 3:14pm

    Truer words have never been spoken.

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 3:12pm

    Thank you 2:47 haha and i actually laughed at 2:54 D:

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:07am

    Obama is a fucking joke! Fuck him!

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:23am

    oct 12, 1:29 am... holy shit

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:34am

    That's right, it don't wet itself

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:30am

    12:56 that was kinda a dick move to pull the race card that fast. Just because he doesn't approve of Obama does not mean he is racist. It's ignorance like that that is destroying America.

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 5:15pm

    Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like captain obvious

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 3:59pm

    Hahhaah! Hilarious that 2:47 didn't even bother looking it up. I suppose he/she believes that they already know every word that exists in every language.

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:08am

    How bout the American Apparel ad with a chick who hasn't shaved her armpits in a few days wearing a lace body suit and disco pants. American? Apparel.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:44am

    why do people get so fucking defensive on these things?! it's only TFLN, no need to make a scene.

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:11am

    I'm 12;56 again. This is the ignorance I'm talking about. You can talk about me, you can talk about my race, and you can talk about my president, but you're not changing anything. I'm successful, and President Obama is successful, so all this foolishness about handouts.... Please. But keep on hating. Every world needs some losers.

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 8:49pm

    get your meat wet. ;-)

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 5:27pm

    Another deuschbag......

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:58am

    Everyone just calm down....

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:12am

    Who is we? Are you implying Obama supporters do not know how to use condoms, or are you saying republicans do know how to use condoms? Wasn't Sarah Palin's pregnant daughter a republican? Ay. Either way, apples and oranges. Please end the racist remarks, stereotypes, and bigotry. Whether or not you like Obama as president, you make do with the hand you are dealt. Do something positive with your time.

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:05am

    loser fake ass poser msg

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 6:40pm

    Who were u sayin dbag to

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:42pm

    Hooters text was better than this

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:10pm

    false statement. that is one of my favorite phrases, along with "bufu monkey-ing" and "boner jamming". FIRST!

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:00am

    +44 is an awesome band :)

  • 45 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 3:31pm

    Thanks 3:12! Love, 2:54

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:54am

    I wanna make someones dick wet pleaseeeeeeeee -xoxo 

  • 44 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:21am

    7:11, do yourself a favor and get a vasectomy. I don't think the world needs any more of you.