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  • No running water at home?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 2:54pm
  • Damnit. i just pooped my pants :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:43am
  • um, you're morons. premeri is italian for first, dumb asses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 3:46pm
  • Something tells me a guy who uses phrases like "getting my dick wet" rarely gets his dick wet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 10:07pm
  • Hey 1:13 I'm not racist but talking someone sounding dumb you sound like a fucking idiot. Just go fuck yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:45am
  • I was pretty wet last night...probably could've helped you out ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 8:20pm
  • 7:21, do yourself a favor and get AIDS, die in a third rate hospital bed, and leave the rest of us alone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:00pm
  • 12:58 :) not everyone is an ignorant douch! Fucking peole like that make me wish I wasn't white! Can't appologize enough... Oh the shame... Shameful week scared little shits!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:06am
  • It's primero you fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 2:47pm
  • I blew a load in my dog's mouth just to see what he would do. Now I feel kinda bad because he has AIDS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:29am
  • At least one person knows what language they're looking at. Way to go, 3:46.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 3:50pm
  • 1:45- thats not even funny. You gotsta stop being so full of yourself. And other guys' dicks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:52am
  • Quit being so ignorant. Stop the racism. If you like our president, like me, good. If not, then that's your opinion. But just stop being so damn ignorant and racist. This is supposed to be an entertaing site, not a place for racism and hatred.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:56am
  • ^ try to sound more like a slut why don't you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 7:30pm
  • Dicks and sex are overrated

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 9:40pm
  • Sometimes I'll get a couple new ones but it always ends up back here. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:35pm
  • I wish there was something I could say that could make the racist people know how stupid they sound to regular people, but even if there was a word you stupid idiots would not understand, but I'll work on it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:13am
  • 517 is more accept-worthy that "good thing u left last night when u did, I got banned from jimmy johns". That's not funny, and 517 is more worthy than a lot because it's a unique situation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 6:36pm
  • How bout the American Apparel ad with a chick who hasn't shaved her armpits in a few days wearing a lace body suit and disco pants. American? Apparel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:08am
  • You shoulda called me...I didn't feel like studying either :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 6:59pm
  • Thank you 2:47 haha and i actually laughed at 2:54 D:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 3:12pm
  • Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like captain obvious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 5:15pm
  • Ummm Derek Burdo, were you the one that posted this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 7:58pm
  • why do people get so fucking defensive on these things?! it's only TFLN, no need to make a scene.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:44am
  • I wonder how wet obamas dick is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:43pm
  • get your meat wet. ;-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 8:49pm
  • Fuck your motherfucking couch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 3:26pm
  • Yeah, that Hooters text was not funny. And God damn it's amazing how many random sluts said something about helping out said random dude from the UK with getting his dick wet! Whores.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 9:59pm
  • first bitchezzz suck my dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 8:15pm
  • I just pooped my pants

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:44am
  • Just spit on it! It'll work! Trust me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 3:34pm
  • Obama is a fucking joke! Fuck him!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:07am
  • I'm black and fucking proud you racist redneck, down in the south with your two fucking teeth, inbreeding with your sister. It was called the civil war, ever heard of it? Your grandparents came in your fuckin ears with all there racist ideas, and now you guys are a bunch of racist asshole motherfuckers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:58am
  • Why would you want your dick to be wet? I dont get it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 9:28pm
  • 3:46: Negative. In Italian, it's "primo." Nice try, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 7:53pm
  • Truer words have never been spoken.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 3:14pm
  • Well I hope you were successful with finding some wetness ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 6:17pm
  • 44 = representing the UK. Go forth and get your dick wet, son.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 5:04pm
  • Ew:( you just said you give shit to mother fuckers! Gross:(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:24am
  • Who is we? Are you implying Obama supporters do not know how to use condoms, or are you saying republicans do know how to use condoms? Wasn't Sarah Palin's pregnant daughter a republican? Ay. Either way, apples and oranges. Please end the racist remarks, stereotypes, and bigotry. Whether or not you like Obama as president, you make do with the hand you are dealt. Do something positive with your time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:12am
  • 517 because that's not funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 5:29pm
  • How did my true text not get accepted? - " Drinkin at Hooter's with a guy that was on Dr Phil 6 months ago for dating young girls his daughter's age, curious to see where this goes"...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 5:17pm
  • oct 12, 1:29 am... holy shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:23am
  • I'm 12;56 again. This is the ignorance I'm talking about. You can talk about me, you can talk about my race, and you can talk about my president, but you're not changing anything. I'm successful, and President Obama is successful, so all this foolishness about handouts.... Please. But keep on hating. Every world needs some losers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:11am
  • That's right, it don't wet itself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:34am
  • Another deuschbag......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 5:27pm
  • You guys are so stupid, fighting over language shit, has nothing to do with the text?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 3:55pm
  • 5:52 - LAW? please stop telling people that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:17pm
  • 12:56 that was kinda a dick move to pull the race card that fast. Just because he doesn't approve of Obama does not mean he is racist. It's ignorance like that that is destroying America.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:30am
  • wtf does the president hav to do wit this?!?!?!?! XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:48am
  • false statement. that is one of my favorite phrases, along with "bufu monkey-ing" and "boner jamming". FIRST!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:10pm
  • im first ass wipes suck my massive DICK!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 3:25pm
  • Hooters text was better than this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:42pm
  • Hahhaah! Hilarious that 2:47 didn't even bother looking it up. I suppose he/she believes that they already know every word that exists in every language.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 3:59pm
  • Thanks 3:12! Love, 2:54

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 3:31pm
  • Go talk about politics somewhere else

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:17am
  • 7:11, do yourself a favor and get a vasectomy. I don't think the world needs any more of you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:21am
  • Who were u sayin dbag to

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 6:40pm
  • Everyone just calm down....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:58am
  • +44 is an awesome band :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:00am
  • loser fake ass poser msg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:05am
  • I wanna make someones dick wet pleaseeeeeeeee -xoxo 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:54am