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  • So you're fifty percent of the way to Ziggy Stardust?

    Submitted by 478 on Mar 26, 13 at 11:18pm
  • Betadyne- it's a hospital grade antiseptic. Makes you orange.

    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Mar 27, 13 at 11:28am
  • The Oompa Loompas had their way with you.

    Submitted by BigGinger on Mar 26, 13 at 10:56pm
  • We're talking about the head of your penis right? Cuz otherwise WGAS

    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Mar 26, 13 at 10:41pm
  • So your boyfriend was eating Cheetos while you were humming a tune...

    Submitted by hogfish on Jan 12, 15 at 6:27am
  • Move up to the highlife and way up with a grapefruit.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 27, 13 at 12:42am