let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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