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  • Biscuits and gravy?

    Submitted by janesaddiction on Dec 12, 10 at 8:47pm
  • im trying to figure out how this is done, please explain

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:26am
  • i want this to be me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:14am
  • its not like he was making cereal. he was probably making oatmeal or somethin and had 2 minutes to spare

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:35am
  • This is simple stuff, people. Head downstairs, set a pan on low heat, scramble a couple of eggs, then go upstairs and wake her up with a good hard pounding. Then run downstairs, fold the eggs, put 'em on a plate, take 'em up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:33am
  • probably... but he sounds like my dream man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:38pm
  • Unless this was two dudes, I don't see how this is possible. BTW, I'm not calling it fake, I'm more requesting that someone explain it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:53pm
  • i just came thinking about it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:50pm
  • Sounds like the beeyatch is a ho and was doing the nasty on her man. Skank.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:59am
  • maybe he has a hot-plate on his night stand, or her idea of cooking breakfast was unwrapping a pop tart

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:27pm
  • Been there, done that. She came back for seconds too, giggity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:59pm
  • sounds like prince charming to me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:27pm
  • Someone who hates sex and/or breakfast, I guess.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:23pm
  • hahaha everybody is trying to figure it out, well aunt jemima has those frozen breakfasts, maybe he had a microwave on tha night stand he just popped it in and kept on going at it. he's a genius !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:08pm
  • Does he have a brother?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:38pm
  • Who voted bad night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:42pm
  • Well THAT'S a fire hazard!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:06pm
  • Or she's banging someone else while he makes breakfast.... However gross i find this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:18am
  • i assume something was baking in the oven ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:31pm
  • Now that's a real man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:33pm
  • 11:18 You should do some cooking for me sometime....>.>

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:35am
  • never have sex while cooking bacon!!! i burned my leg while cooking and getting fucked from behind. didn't miss a beat though!! lol i make the perfect housewife hah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:18pm
  • Hmm, I'm imagining the possible scenarios such as hot plates on nightstands, but this still strikes me as unfathomable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:28am
  • if it was two dudes, they would probably be making brunch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:22am
  • wish it was possible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:05am
  • Heh, tried this maybe five times. Every time the gal ran for the hills. Didn't know that scramblled eggs n bacon meant anything more then 'thanks for a fun time last night', but oh well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:45pm
  • Giggitty giggitty giggitty goo alright

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:04pm
  • is that even possible? if so, careful, things splatter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:28pm
  • My buddy's neighbor did this... the fire dept. came... did you know teflon fumes are toxic?

    Submitted by cannabislecter on Mar 28, 11 at 8:26am
  • SYNTAX ERROR. I lose interest when you fuck up the delivery of your "shock and awe" message. This would make more sense if you removed the "in bed" part.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:28am
  • If she swallowed that counts as making breakfast.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:51am
  • Careful with a hot stove nearby, sounds dangerous!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:41pm
  • Shit I thought I thought sex followed by breakfast (that he cooked) was good. This is a whole new world opening up before my eyes. Thank you fellow 405er.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:56am
  • 1:49 you can butter my muffin ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:56am
  • it doesn't take a genius to figure it out... he could of set whatever he was fixing to cook, then came back to bed. Or his/her description of breakfast in bed was a little skewed and he/she joined him in the kitchen. Or thinking really out of the box maybe he brought something into the room and prepared it while they did it. Buttered a muffin, mixed up some hot cocoa... heh, I'll butter your muffin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:49am
  • oh yeah and GO OKLAHOMA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:38am
  • Maybe her breakfast was his seed? And he had her pussy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:24am
  • 11.40 - wish i said that. love, 6.50

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:36pm
  • Heehaw

    Submitted by HHs on May 24, 10 at 12:22am
  • Keep him

    Submitted by mybizzy on Apr 5, 10 at 2:55am
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