We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
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im trying to figure out how this is done, please explain
Biscuits and gravy?
i want this to be me.
its not like he was making cereal. he was probably making oatmeal or somethin and had 2 minutes to spare
This is simple stuff, people. Head downstairs, set a pan on low heat, scramble a couple of eggs, then go upstairs and wake her up with a good hard pounding. Then run downstairs, fold the eggs, put 'em on a plate, take 'em up.
probably... but he sounds like my dream man
Unless this was two dudes, I don't see how this is possible.
BTW, I'm not calling it fake, I'm more requesting that someone explain it.
i just came thinking about it...
Sounds like the beeyatch is a ho and was doing the nasty on her man. Skank.
maybe he has a hot-plate on his night stand, or her idea of cooking breakfast was unwrapping a pop tart
hahaha everybody is trying to figure it out, well aunt jemima has those frozen breakfasts, maybe he had a microwave on tha night stand he just popped it in and kept on going at it. he's a genius !
Been there, done that. She came back for seconds too, giggity.
Does he have a brother?
sounds like prince charming to me!
Someone who hates sex and/or breakfast, I guess.
i assume something was baking in the oven ...
Or she's banging someone else while he makes breakfast....
However gross i find this.
Who voted bad night?
Well THAT'S a fire hazard!!
11:18 You should do some cooking for me sometime....>.>
never have sex while cooking bacon!!! i burned my leg while cooking and getting fucked from behind. didn't miss a beat though!! lol i make the perfect housewife hah
Now that's a real man.
Hmm, I'm imagining the possible scenarios such as hot plates on nightstands, but this still strikes me as unfathomable.
wish it was possible
if it was two dudes, they would probably be making brunch
Giggitty giggitty giggitty goo alright
Heh, tried this maybe five times. Every time the gal ran for the hills. Didn't know that scramblled eggs n bacon meant anything more then 'thanks for a fun time last night', but oh well.
is that even possible? if so, careful, things splatter.
My buddy's neighbor did this... the fire dept. came... did you know teflon fumes are toxic?
SYNTAX ERROR. I lose interest when you fuck up the delivery of your "shock and awe" message. This would make more sense if you removed the "in bed" part.
Careful with a hot stove nearby, sounds dangerous!
If she swallowed that counts as making breakfast.
Shit I thought I thought sex followed by breakfast (that he cooked) was good. This is a whole new world opening up before my eyes. Thank you fellow 405er.
1:49 you can butter my muffin ;)
it doesn't take a genius to figure it out... he could of set whatever he was fixing to cook, then came back to bed. Or his/her description of breakfast in bed was a little skewed and he/she joined him in the kitchen. Or thinking really out of the box maybe he brought something into the room and prepared it while they did it. Buttered a muffin, mixed up some hot cocoa...
heh, I'll butter your muffin.
oh yeah and GO OKLAHOMA
Maybe her breakfast was his seed? And he had her pussy?
11.40 - wish i said that. love, 6.50