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  • 62 38
    Submitted by janesaddiction on Dec 12, 10 at 8:47pm

    Biscuits and gravy?

  • 64 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:35am

    its not like he was making cereal. he was probably making oatmeal or somethin and had 2 minutes to spare

  • 64 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:26am

    im trying to figure out how this is done, please explain

  • 57 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:53pm

    Unless this was two dudes, I don't see how this is possible. BTW, I'm not calling it fake, I'm more requesting that someone explain it.

  • 52 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:59am

    Sounds like the beeyatch is a ho and was doing the nasty on her man. Skank.

  • 51 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:14am

    i want this to be me.

  • 55 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:38pm

    probably... but he sounds like my dream man

  • 51 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:31pm

    i assume something was baking in the oven ...

  • 46 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:50pm

    i just came thinking about it...

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:27pm

    maybe he has a hot-plate on his night stand, or her idea of cooking breakfast was unwrapping a pop tart

  • 47 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:33am

    This is simple stuff, people. Head downstairs, set a pan on low heat, scramble a couple of eggs, then go upstairs and wake her up with a good hard pounding. Then run downstairs, fold the eggs, put 'em on a plate, take 'em up.

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:06pm

    Well THAT'S a fire hazard!!

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:04pm

    Giggitty giggitty giggitty goo alright

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:59pm

    Been there, done that. She came back for seconds too, giggity.

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:38pm

    Does he have a brother?

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:18pm

    never have sex while cooking bacon!!! i burned my leg while cooking and getting fucked from behind. didn't miss a beat though!! lol i make the perfect housewife hah

  • 43 40
    Submitted by cannabislecter on Mar 28, 11 at 8:26am

    My buddy's neighbor did this... the fire dept. came... did you know teflon fumes are toxic?

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:08pm

    hahaha everybody is trying to figure it out, well aunt jemima has those frozen breakfasts, maybe he had a microwave on tha night stand he just popped it in and kept on going at it. he's a genius !

  • 40 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:27pm

    sounds like prince charming to me!

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:23pm

    Someone who hates sex and/or breakfast, I guess.

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:05am

    wish it was possible

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:18am

    Or she's banging someone else while he makes breakfast.... However gross i find this.

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:33pm

    Now that's a real man.

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:28am

    Hmm, I'm imagining the possible scenarios such as hot plates on nightstands, but this still strikes me as unfathomable.

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:35am

    11:18 You should do some cooking for me sometime....>.>

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:45pm

    Heh, tried this maybe five times. Every time the gal ran for the hills. Didn't know that scramblled eggs n bacon meant anything more then 'thanks for a fun time last night', but oh well.

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:22am

    if it was two dudes, they would probably be making brunch

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:42pm

    Who voted bad night?

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:28pm

    is that even possible? if so, careful, things splatter.

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:28am

    SYNTAX ERROR. I lose interest when you fuck up the delivery of your "shock and awe" message. This would make more sense if you removed the "in bed" part.

  • 37 56
    Submitted by HHs on May 24, 10 at 12:22am

    Heehaw

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:41pm

    Careful with a hot stove nearby, sounds dangerous!

  • 30 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:24am

    Maybe her breakfast was his seed? And he had her pussy?

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:56am

    1:49 you can butter my muffin ;)

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:49am

    it doesn't take a genius to figure it out... he could of set whatever he was fixing to cook, then came back to bed. Or his/her description of breakfast in bed was a little skewed and he/she joined him in the kitchen. Or thinking really out of the box maybe he brought something into the room and prepared it while they did it. Buttered a muffin, mixed up some hot cocoa... heh, I'll butter your muffin.

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:56am

    Shit I thought I thought sex followed by breakfast (that he cooked) was good. This is a whole new world opening up before my eyes. Thank you fellow 405er.

  • 46 84
    Submitted by mybizzy on Apr 5, 10 at 2:55am

    Keep him

  • 42 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:51am

    If she swallowed that counts as making breakfast.

  • 31 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:38am

    oh yeah and GO OKLAHOMA

  • 32 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:36pm

    11.40 - wish i said that. love, 6.50