he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
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he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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