Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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