Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
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