So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
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No he's paying you to read that document as you are.. Your just shitting while doing it. Is he paying you to breath too?
I hate you all.
My law firm client is paying me $450/HR to read TFLN. LOL
a simple google search of your handle reveals your name, some pictures, and a small bio you placed online. not smart, counsel. LOL!
The bad thing about a lawyer taking a shit is that when he flushes, the most useful part goes down the drain!
u da mannn
155 an hour? I hope you are a paralegal or intern cause if your an attorney at 155 an hour you cannot be a very good one!
I just love lawyers... Don't you? And by the by I'm getting $1200/hr while reading this... It is good to be the boss
Fuck your lawyer and get a public defender
Billable hours are billable no matter how efficiently you are able to multi-task- lol!
I hate you and your high paygrade
So, I'm on the can reading this not getting shit.
A lawyer that says "dude"....worst lawyer ever.
Ohhh where did they days go where good hardworking people could show up at this fuckwads house with pitchforks rope and a torch to hang his thieving ass. Man I would love it if we could do this to all of the politicians as well. Fucking worthless thieves all of them..
I love to take shits let's shit together
Oh wow, you're so cool.
@ 5:19...if you're firm runs for 450/hour, I'm guessing you practice in NYC or DC. Good call?
My lawyer gets $600 an hour, but I'm sure your a paralegal. Right?
6:23: AMEN TO THAT!!!!
Your hourly is $155? Oof...
At my work we call these ""pay poops".
$155 is a lot of fucking money for some people. The guy who picks up your trash probably barely scrapes minimum wage.
This has got to be a shitty attorney with the first name of Gary! I just know it!
I get paid $75 an hour to jack off. Just sayin'...
That's my new number one reason for attending law school!!
If your billing $155 an hour, you must not be a very good lawyer
Your not getting paid enough :o
519 is 30 and lives in his grandmas basement