So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
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No he's paying you to read that document as you are.. Your just shitting while doing it. Is he paying you to breath too?
I hate you all.
My law firm client is paying me $450/HR to read TFLN. LOL
a simple google search of your handle reveals your name, some pictures, and a small bio you placed online. not smart, counsel. LOL!
The bad thing about a lawyer taking a shit is that when he flushes, the most useful part goes down the drain!
u da mannn
155 an hour? I hope you are a paralegal or intern cause if your an attorney at 155 an hour you cannot be a very good one!
I just love lawyers... Don't you? And by the by I'm getting $1200/hr while reading this... It is good to be the boss
Fuck your lawyer and get a public defender
Billable hours are billable no matter how efficiently you are able to multi-task- lol!
I hate you and your high paygrade
So, I'm on the can reading this not getting shit.
A lawyer that says "dude"....worst lawyer ever.
Ohhh where did they days go where good hardworking people could show up at this fuckwads house with pitchforks rope and a torch to hang his thieving ass. Man I would love it if we could do this to all of the politicians as well. Fucking worthless thieves all of them..
I love to take shits let's shit together
Oh wow, you're so cool.
@ 5:19...if you're firm runs for 450/hour, I'm guessing you practice in NYC or DC. Good call?
My lawyer gets $600 an hour, but I'm sure your a paralegal. Right?
6:23: AMEN TO THAT!!!!
At my work we call these ""pay poops".
Your hourly is $155? Oof...
$155 is a lot of fucking money for some people. The guy who picks up your trash probably barely scrapes minimum wage.
That's my new number one reason for attending law school!!
This has got to be a shitty attorney with the first name of Gary! I just know it!
I get paid $75 an hour to jack off. Just sayin'...
If your billing $155 an hour, you must not be a very good lawyer
Your not getting paid enough :o
519 is 30 and lives in his grandmas basement