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  • 98 57
    Submitted by ahkdar on Mar 5, 10 at 6:02pm

    No he's paying you to read that document as you are.. Your just shitting while doing it. Is he paying you to breath too?

  • 85 60
    Submitted by gggggg on Mar 5, 10 at 6:23pm

    The bad thing about a lawyer taking a shit is that when he flushes, the most useful part goes down the drain!

  • 83 59
    Submitted by whylekat on Mar 5, 10 at 5:16pm

    I hate you and your high paygrade

  • 80 62
    Submitted by arich00 on Mar 5, 10 at 5:11pm

    So, I'm on the can reading this not getting shit.

  • 77 64
    Submitted by jprincess on Mar 6, 10 at 11:18am

    Billable hours are billable no matter how efficiently you are able to multi-task- lol!

  • 68 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 10 at 11:46pm

    $155 is a lot of fucking money for some people. The guy who picks up your trash probably barely scrapes minimum wage.

  • 66 54
    Submitted by imprezzed on Mar 5, 10 at 11:58pm

    I hate you all.

  • 67 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 10:29pm

    I love to take shits let's shit together

  • 77 81
    Submitted by Awesome_X on Mar 5, 10 at 5:07pm

    A lawyer that says "dude"....worst lawyer ever.

  • 74 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 6:54pm

    Fuck your lawyer and get a public defender

  • 67 66
    Submitted by inks84 on Mar 5, 10 at 6:27pm

    I get paid $75 an hour to jack off. Just sayin'...

  • 72 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 6:17pm

    @ 5:19...if you're firm runs for 450/hour, I'm guessing you practice in NYC or DC. Good call?

  • 79 91
    Submitted by cptmiabn on Mar 5, 10 at 5:19pm

    My law firm client is paying me $450/HR to read TFLN. LOL

    • 51 75
      Submitted by rinesq on Mar 9, 10 at 1:53am

      a simple google search of your handle reveals your name, some pictures, and a small bio you placed online. not smart, counsel. LOL!

  • 77 93
    Submitted by cazzo on Mar 5, 10 at 7:00pm

    Ohhh where did they days go where good hardworking people could show up at this fuckwads house with pitchforks rope and a torch to hang his thieving ass. Man I would love it if we could do this to all of the politicians as well. Fucking worthless thieves all of them..

  • 59 58
    Submitted by whyanalias on Mar 5, 10 at 7:04pm

    Your hourly is $155? Oof...

  • 58 58
    Submitted by 66619 on Mar 7, 10 at 7:57pm

    u da mannn

  • 70 84
    Submitted by RedTriceratops on Mar 5, 10 at 5:27pm

    At my work we call these ""pay poops".

  • 58 61
    Submitted by 415king on Mar 5, 10 at 10:00pm

    My lawyer gets $600 an hour, but I'm sure your a paralegal. Right?

  • 66 78
    Submitted by DOA2169 on Mar 5, 10 at 8:31pm

    I just love lawyers... Don't you? And by the by I'm getting $1200/hr while reading this... It is good to be the boss

  • 55 63
    Submitted by TheRealThatGuy on Mar 5, 10 at 7:57pm

    Lawyer win!

  • 53 60
    Submitted by urallstupid on Mar 10, 10 at 8:16pm

    Oh wow, you're so cool.

  • 58 70
    Submitted by tlb on Mar 6, 10 at 10:17am

    6:23: AMEN TO THAT!!!!

  • 47 49
    Submitted by ianfro on Jul 15, 10 at 6:59pm

    Hahah ahkdar

  • 50 60
    Submitted by riaccountant on May 22, 10 at 3:11pm

    155 an hour? I hope you are a paralegal or intern cause if your an attorney at 155 an hour you cannot be a very good one!

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Lalalalove on Mar 6, 10 at 1:50pm

    Your not getting paid enough :o

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 5:04pm

    (510)

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 10 at 10:09am

    This has got to be a shitty attorney with the first name of Gary! I just know it!

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 10 at 4:31pm

    That's my new number one reason for attending law school!!

  • 53 86
    Submitted by Texasgirl77002 on Mar 6, 10 at 9:49am

    If your billing $155 an hour, you must not be a very good lawyer

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 8:24pm

    519 is 30 and lives in his grandmas basement