i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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