what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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