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  • Submitted by TheWingMan on Nov 29, 11 at 3:10pm

    Make all the fast food jokes you will, this guy actually applied for a job with the Cincinnati Bengals.

  • Submitted by Phys on Nov 29, 11 at 3:17pm

    Unfortunately for you they realized that meant they could offer you 20k less a year

  • Submitted by bttrdenu on Nov 29, 11 at 3:10pm

    What did you expect when applying to work at a glory hole?

  • Submitted by crayonempire23 on Nov 29, 11 at 3:32pm

    Did you get arrested for spelling "warrant" incorrectly?

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      Submitted by 2jzstang on Nov 29, 11 at 9:16pm

      Though "Warrent" was an 80's hair band.

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        Submitted by Vilexxica on Dec 2, 11 at 9:24pm

        Nah, it was spelled Warrant. No "e".

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    Submitted by entersandman13 on Nov 29, 11 at 3:42pm

    Technically if it's only a warrant it means you haven't actually been arrested yet, so all is good.

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    Submitted by pnr on Nov 29, 11 at 11:17pm

    Yeah Walmart doesn't really have any standards

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 29, 11 at 4:57pm

    sign up for private contractor companies who work would be amazed the things you get paid to do

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 30, 11 at 2:22am

      Mmmm sheep and laundered money

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 29, 11 at 7:07pm

    Nunu wins again. In some cases(depending on the contractor), the shadier the past, the better. Mercs are usually pretty ruthless.

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 29, 11 at 10:27pm

      in reality most mercenary work is beefed up private security for some rich mans stuff...the show of force tends to deter most threats...hell half the time your sitting in a truck trying to pass the time...btw there are some truckers that make quarter mil a year driving through hot zones so marines get there Burger king

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    Submitted by funzo on Nov 29, 11 at 3:08pm

    burgerworld has the highest standards

  • Submitted by mmtija on Nov 30, 11 at 12:29am

    yeah now they will know another place to find you.

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    Submitted by nemo8855 on Nov 30, 11 at 11:29am

    Must be a college football coach

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    Submitted by edwardthev on Nov 29, 11 at 7:54pm

    Haha. Gotta love federal way!!

  • Submitted by CrazyRunner on Nov 29, 11 at 4:27pm

    I'm thinking this is for a position in the Department of Fatherland, er I mean, Homeland Security. That or TSA.

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 30, 11 at 2:27am

      I worked for TSA for almost three years...if OP is male then he's golden. Female..then damn lucky.

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    Submitted by theFungusAmongUs on Dec 18, 11 at 1:40am

    Background checks only turn up convictions, so unresolved issues/ warrants are not going to count against you unless felony

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    Submitted by jaystreet_46 on Aug 4, 13 at 11:18pm

    Apparently they weren't too concerned about his lack of a grasp on the English language either.

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    Submitted by caboose101 on Jul 14, 13 at 8:56pm

    @Wingman, fucking genius