He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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