But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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