that's an acceptable place to lick
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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