Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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is puppy roses really any better?
ha wowww idaho keep it classy
Your fault for not typing vaginal sores and double checking.
And her fault for not disclosing her STD status
And his fault for not wearing a condom apparently.
Some of us have more important obligations than "getting in the now"
T9 is the goddamn devil!
double check before you hit send. . . either way, boy's got herpes now. d:
what fuckin weirdo marked this as a good night?
Its part of the Bro Code. When a Bro 's phone is responsible for another Bro's misfortune, it's okay to laugh at the latter's hardships, so long as the former can prove it's the phone fault to any who inquire about it.
Ewww!!! Almost threw up when i read tht last part
6:18 oohhh, too bad i just heard this joke from dane cook.
nice try, though.
I've had a text before saying "I want to kick your puppy" ... T9, changing sex texts into animal cruelty :-s
no he fails lol cuz hes the one that gave her the "puppy roses"
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Who uses T9? It's your own fault, that thing is stupid.
How did they know she had pussy sores?
fyi: Herpes can be spread without any visible sores. The herpes RX ad puts it out there for everyone to hear.
hahaha this made me laugh =]
dude, if you SAW his leaving with some skank why didnt you just GO UP TO HIM instead of texting him?? What kind of friend monster friend ARE you???
he doesnt fail, the other dude fails
T9 is quick and fast when you dont have a full keyboard on your phone, but you have to check what its putting in there. agree with 8:35 though, probably drunk. that plus T9 is doom.
seriously why do people think condoms make you fucking invincible? condoms don't prevent herpes.
maybe he's did and he's in the clear!
or maybe he was a drunk dumbfuck that was one: too drunk to notice the oozing sores, and therefore two: too drunk to use a condom resulting in three: genital herpes.
6:18am that was funnier than the original text lol, so true.
t9 is a pain in the ass sometimes
lol thats why i dont use T9
Boise Idaho actually
probably first hand experience
they do lessen your chance of contracting STI's and STD's considerably. ^
lol good job sunvalley idaho
9:28am just because someone tells that to someone else does not mean that they are a slut. jealous much?
get with the now and get a full keyboard.
That is fu
Drunk and trusting T9.... not a great idea
condoms don't even prevent herpes all of the time guys!!! BAD, baaaadddd night for this guy.
look before your deep?