Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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is puppy roses really any better?
T9 is the goddamn devil!
ha wowww idaho keep it classy
Your fault for not typing vaginal sores and double checking.
And her fault for not disclosing her STD status
And his fault for not wearing a condom apparently.
Some of us have more important obligations than "getting in the now"
what fuckin weirdo marked this as a good night?
Its part of the Bro Code. When a Bro 's phone is responsible for another Bro's misfortune, it's okay to laugh at the latter's hardships, so long as the former can prove it's the phone fault to any who inquire about it.
double check before you hit send. . . either way, boy's got herpes now. d:
6:18 oohhh, too bad i just heard this joke from dane cook.
nice try, though.
I've had a text before saying "I want to kick your puppy" ... T9, changing sex texts into animal cruelty :-s
no he fails lol cuz hes the one that gave her the "puppy roses"
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Ewww!!! Almost threw up when i read tht last part
Who uses T9? It's your own fault, that thing is stupid.
How did they know she had pussy sores?
fyi: Herpes can be spread without any visible sores. The herpes RX ad puts it out there for everyone to hear.
dude, if you SAW his leaving with some skank why didnt you just GO UP TO HIM instead of texting him?? What kind of friend monster friend ARE you???
seriously why do people think condoms make you fucking invincible? condoms don't prevent herpes.
hahaha this made me laugh =]
T9 is quick and fast when you dont have a full keyboard on your phone, but you have to check what its putting in there. agree with 8:35 though, probably drunk. that plus T9 is doom.
t9 is a pain in the ass sometimes
maybe he's did and he's in the clear!
or maybe he was a drunk dumbfuck that was one: too drunk to notice the oozing sores, and therefore two: too drunk to use a condom resulting in three: genital herpes.
lol thats why i dont use T9
he doesnt fail, the other dude fails
Boise Idaho actually
probably first hand experience
6:18am that was funnier than the original text lol, so true.
get with the now and get a full keyboard.
9:28am just because someone tells that to someone else does not mean that they are a slut. jealous much?
lol good job sunvalley idaho
they do lessen your chance of contracting STI's and STD's considerably. ^
condoms don't even prevent herpes all of the time guys!!! BAD, baaaadddd night for this guy.
Drunk and trusting T9.... not a great idea
That is fu
look before your deep?