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  • is puppy roses really any better?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 8:38pm
  • ha wowww idaho keep it classy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:37am
  • 1:49 Some of us have more important obligations than "getting in the now"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 8:26am
  • Your fault for not typing vaginal sores and double checking. And her fault for not disclosing her STD status And his fault for not wearing a condom apparently.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:15pm
  • what fuckin weirdo marked this as a good night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:28am
    • Its part of the Bro Code. When a Bro 's phone is responsible for another Bro's misfortune, it's okay to laugh at the latter's hardships, so long as the former can prove it's the phone fault to any who inquire about it.

      Submitted by Keerow on Nov 8, 10 at 12:52pm
  • T9 is the goddamn devil!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:37pm
  • double check before you hit send. . . either way, boy's got herpes now. d:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 8:41pm
  • Who uses T9? It's your own fault, that thing is stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 8:34pm
  • I've had a text before saying "I want to kick your puppy" ... T9, changing sex texts into animal cruelty :-s

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 6:18am
  • 6:18 oohhh, too bad i just heard this joke from dane cook. nice try, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:19am
  • no he fails lol cuz hes the one that gave her the "puppy roses" ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:24pm
  • abc: saving best friends everywhere

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:48pm
  • Ewww!!! Almost threw up when i read tht last part

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:44pm
  • How did they know she had pussy sores?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:53pm
  • hahaha this made me laugh =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:06am
  • he doesnt fail, the other dude fails

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:07pm
  • fyi: Herpes can be spread without any visible sores. The herpes RX ad puts it out there for everyone to hear.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:41am
  • T9 is quick and fast when you dont have a full keyboard on your phone, but you have to check what its putting in there. agree with 8:35 though, probably drunk. that plus T9 is doom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 8:38pm
  • dude, if you SAW his leaving with some skank why didnt you just GO UP TO HIM instead of texting him?? What kind of friend monster friend ARE you???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 10:20am
  • rofllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:12am
  • seriously why do people think condoms make you fucking invincible? condoms don't prevent herpes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 2:21am
  • maybe he's did and he's in the clear! or maybe he was a drunk dumbfuck that was one: too drunk to notice the oozing sores, and therefore two: too drunk to use a condom resulting in three: genital herpes. who knows?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:19pm
  • 6:18am that was funnier than the original text lol, so true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:38am
  • t9 is a pain in the ass sometimes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:59pm
  • lol thats why i dont use T9

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 11:56pm
  • Boise Idaho actually

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 10:41pm
  • probably first hand experience

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:11pm
  • they do lessen your chance of contracting STI's and STD's considerably. ^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 2:28am
  • 9:28am just because someone tells that to someone else does not mean that they are a slut. jealous much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:39am
  • lol good job sunvalley idaho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 10:19pm
  • get with the now and get a full keyboard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:49am
  • HOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 8:32pm
  • That is fu

    Submitted by BrwnShuga on Jul 24, 11 at 3:14am
  • Drunk and trusting T9.... not a great idea

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 8:35pm
  • condoms don't even prevent herpes all of the time guys!!! BAD, baaaadddd night for this guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:25pm
  • look before your deep?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:40pm