I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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