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  • Hahaha. Oh man. Probably my favorite one to date.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:14am
  • Hahaha .... marry me OP?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:23am
  • Jesus fucking Christ. This is what happens when you have abstinence-only sex ed in school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:15am
  • i was so drunk that i didn't even remember anyone's name. does this mean i have alzheimer's?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:45pm
  • no it means you're retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:34pm
  • this is really funny, why is everyone so negative on this website, if you dont think they are funny, leave.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:43pm
  • Not true. When I was preggo, I would feel soo nauseus but couldn't barf so I'd make myself just to get some relief.

    Submitted by menda on Apr 4, 10 at 12:55am
  • gotta love them shallow-ass skanky hoes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:56am
  • props to 1:46

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 5:07pm
  • I'm pretty sure this post is a made up reply to an entry way back in the day that said "just threw up this morning, trying to decide if I'm bulimic or pregnant"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:16am
  • I just farted. Do u think I'm dyslexic?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:38am
  • *puts pie on top of 10:13's desk first*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:22am
  • stick a big cock down there next time. And keep it in while she gags so she has to swallow her own puke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:46pm
  • it's also a good way to make yourself feel better when you're sick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:15pm
  • lol some ho tried telling me she was preggo once, and i was like have fun with that. (as if i would be like oh i love you now lets spend our life together) she got her period the next day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:34am